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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Branzy has come to the horrible, devastating realisation that he's in love with ClownPierce. Right after he betrayed said jester.

    What a better way to handle it then not?

    or; An old fanfiction of when Branzy "betrayed" Clownpierce, and how that would've unfolded if he actually took the deal.

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    04 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    amazing love beautiful insert more positive adjectives

  2. Public Bookmark 85

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    "How many more times are you going to do this, Clown?"

    Branzy owns an amusement park and Clownpierce keeps killing his sponsors, which is really starting to stress him out. He was going to go broke if this didn't stop.

    "As many times as it will take,"

    Clownpierce is a serial killer that didn't have any intentions of stopping, atleast not until he got what he wanted, always as stubborn as ever.

     

    And the universe seems to hate Branzy and does everything it can to ruin Branzy's day!

     

    Branzy ends up taking Clown as an anonymous sponsor, how will that work out for him?

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    2 idiots in a battle of insane love. Oh, and they both wear masks.

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    08 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    ABSOLUTE CINEMA MY GOAH

  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    Gabriel exhales, almost a laugh, though it lacks humor.

    "Your God is gone," they continue. "Yours... and mine."

    His grip tightens around the hilt of his blade, and he pauses. A long pause.

    Then, softer:

    "But worry not."

     

    He steps closer, closing the distance himself this time. 

    "I’ll give you something to worship."

     

    -inspired by a drawing by @kajamnik on twt

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    19 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    these freaks are so intimate in such a way the air is suffocating the jaw is DROPPED

  4. Public Bookmark 22

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    “Same blood,” The Angel of Judgment's tone is curt, losing patience with Gabriel’s arguing.

    Gabriel hesitates, “Er, yes, the machine does possess my blood, but that does not–”

    “Same body.”

    Gabriel splutters, “We do NOT–”

    Abruptly, Judgment summons a vision. Gabriel stares at his own corpse in stunned silence. Where they had fallen in battle, they truly look as if they had crawled into each other’s skin. Angel and machine, utterly entwined. It is impossible to distinguish where one of them ends and the other begins.

    “Ah…” Gabriel struggles to find the words to argue. “Well… That’s– um.”

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    Gabriel and V1 fight to the death and accidentally merge their souls. And then things get worse.

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    02 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Absolute creature

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Here’s the thing about Branzy: he’s a coward. He has some dignity, sure, but he’s absolutely going to sacrifice it all if it increases his odds of survival. And sure, he’s never faced anything scarier than an angry homeless person, but the principle remains the same.

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    01 Jul 2026