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Hermione has a problem with Draco Malfoy. And it's that he refuses to touch her. She's seen him touch all sorts of people over the course of their acquaintanceship, but never her. And she's had enough. A broken lift might just solve her little problem in more ways than one.
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He's Kylo Ren. He's one of the top ten richest men in New York, in the top 50 of the world. He should not be standing in disguise in a 24 hour dingy laundromat, doing his own laundry like some ordinary citizen.
And then she comes in, wearing what are obviously her 'laundry day' clothes, big orange headphones, and a smile brighter than the sun.
Most of his clothes are 'dry clean only', but when did anyone actually listen to those tags, anyway?- Language:
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30 May 2026
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.
When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.
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20 May 2026
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He comes at night, on the eve of a storm that will last for seven years. She cannot know it then; only when the veil of perpetual blizzard seals the south from the rest of the world and she is a sea away in the belly of the empire will Katara understand her fate.
“I need your help.”
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OR: Eleven years after the death of the Avatar, the Fire Nation’s prince asks for a favor.
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01 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy recognises the laugh of his favourite and only girl. How unfortunate for him that it is Hermione Granger.
Based on a post I made on Twitter.
Adding this because I want to protect my mental health here.
This story is already plotted. I have a full-time job, this is not beta read, and there will be errors. I hope you enjoy the story as is! And thank you so much for reading 🖤UPDATE: all the removed art is in the final chapter of the fic. I'm not removing the broken links cuz there are a lot. Enjoy!
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18 Apr 2026
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The first time Hermione Granger thought about Malfoy naked, it had been a fleeting thought.
The second time, an accident.
But the third... The third time was definitely on purpose.
And given the intensity of his responses, it certainly couldn't be helped.
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18 Apr 2026