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Gerd gets frustrated.
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Amsterdam at night doesn't have to be a lonely place.
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“I’ll rejoin the team if you.” The younger man’s lips curled into a smile, just teetering on the edge of poisonous. “Suck my cock.”
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Mikel Arteta invites Pep Guardiola to his Botox appointment. Pep predictably has a crisis.
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He laughed, less out of finding humour in the situation that he had found himself but rather the sheer absurdity of it all. “Jesus. You’re such a freak.”
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Кройф, Михелс, Неескенс, Марко ван Бастен и многие другие с семидесятых и до наших дней.
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16 Feb 2026
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"Sometimes, she wonders if he thinks that she did this to her somehow, conditioned her to her exact specifications.
Sometimes, some days; Rachel smiling up at her with her backpack over her shoulder, plastic clips in her hair, fifteen years old; she wonders if that's not exactly what she did."
Beth, Rachel, and Alfred. 1984/85
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- Part 2 of Deconstruction Outtakes
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04 Feb 2026
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When they spot a pretty girl at the bar, James bets Lars he can't get her number. Jokes on him because Lars gets her number as well as a few other surprises.
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05 Nov 2025
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They’ve been in Wisconsin for a millennium and a half, give or take a few decades, and nothing interesting has happened yet, when Bartleby sticks his fingers in Loki’s mouth.
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- Part 1 of next best thing
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19 Nov 2024
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The Reverend Mother is guided by her Maker in all things, including the care and chastisement of her novitiates. And Beatris just wants to be good . . .
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01 Sep 2024