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There is a vampire in Ned Little’s kitchen.
(He’s not so sure he’s upset about it.)
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“You’re Roy Fucking Kent,” Jamie says at last, waving a helpless hand at Roy’s… everything. Big muscled chest, scratchy-looking beard, chocolatey brown eyes. Like a leading man in the romcoms his mum loves, all tall-dark-and-handsome or whatever.
But he ain’t in a fucking romcom, is he. He’s in Amsterdam, sat across a bistro table from his childhood hero and spilling his heart on their takeaway.
“I mean. How could I not fancy ya?”
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no shortage of sordid, no protest from me by silverhelme for FryedEggs
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
23 Dec 2022
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Jacob swallows. “What if Ned comes back?”
“Do you want him to,” Theo wonders, suddenly struck with a possibility he hadn’t dared consider.
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On the coldest night of the year, Jacob and Theo both find a way to get what they want.Series
- Part 2 of impetuous
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impetuous (or: by crook or by rook) by FryedEggs, silverhelme
Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types
26 Feb 2022
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Evie looks like she’s about to tumble into a tangent, staring up at the manor house in that way she does: it would always make a smaller Jacob marvel, in awe of his elder sister. Back when they were young, and she knew so much about so many different things.
A proper anorak, he’d tease.
Evie never made him feel simple or slow, back then. She was only a person, wanting to impart her love of knowledge to someone else, who in turn appreciated the time she gave him.
He misses that.
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As usual, Jacob manages to find trouble where Evie has carefully planned around it.Series
- Part 1 of impetuous
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and possibly i like the thrill by FryedEggs, silverhelme
Fandoms: Ghostbusters (2016), Ghostbusters - All Media Types
29 Nov 2019
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It doesn't start when she walks in on Holtzmann rocking the air saxophone to “Careless Whisper" a week after the Times Square incident, but it's sure as hell the moment Patty stops stock-still in the open doorway and thinks damn, this might be a problem.
A historian and an engineer fall into something a little like love. Slowly, backwards, and inside out.
(2023 update: never abandoned, just being written at a snail’s pace while i work with FryedEggs on their Assassin’s Creed novel. Thank you for being patient with my broken brain.)
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and possibly I like the thrill by FryedEggs, silverhelme
Fandom Ghostbusters (2016), Ghostbusters - All Media Types
29 Nov 2019
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[in progress for-fucking-ever, but never ever abandoned]
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Many Choices Made (A Billy Gibson Anthology) by theblindtorpedo
Fandom Gunpowder Milkshake (2021), The Terror (TV 2018)
05 Mar 2023
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All my Billy Gibson fics, in chronological order as they would/should fit into their varying canons. I simply adore him with all my heart.
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Bookmarked by silverhelme
21 Apr 2025
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1840s Hygiene And Personal Care, "Cold Men On Boats" Edition by skazka
Fandoms: The Terror (TV 2018), 19th Century CE RPF
09 Dec 2020
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Or, some meta in which many words are spent on Early Victorian bathing, shaving, skincare, and lube.
Bookmarked by silverhelme
06 Mar 2025
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Bookmarked by silverhelme
31 Jul 2024
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Canon divergent drabble on what might have happened if Stede had taken Izzy up on this line from S02E07: “Let’s get you back on the ship, you need it. Besides… you stay here much longer, you’re gonna end up on the wrong end of a sword.”
Bookmarked by silverhelme
20 Oct 2023
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Isaac will never forgive anyone who chooses to fuck with his family.
Bookmarked by silverhelme
30 Apr 2023

