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    Powered by foolhardy ambition, Stanford Pines was on the precipice of fully realising his Grand Unified Theory of Weird when divine inspiration struck. Cajoled into building an interdimensional portal by his otherworldly muse, our plucky protagonist was loathe to call in his old college buddy, reluctant to invite the vultures of the scientific community to descend upon his venture. Creating a loophole, Stanford fashioned a body for his flighty inspiration, pinning down the transcendental insight of Bill Cipher, intending to partner on this exciting new project, in more ways than one.

    A wise man would have told him this was a stupid idea.

    But wise men never fall in love, so how are they to know?

    A canon divergent sci-fi rom-com detailing the span of events between building a body for your dream boy to watching him end the world. Featuring hits such as: discarding a lie, rejecting the truth and the mortifying ordeal of being known.

    Inspired by ABBA BABBA.

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    03 Jul 2026

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    The Duchess Approves is terrible. He wants to bleach every brick of his body just to purify himself of this three hour experience. He wants to pluck out his eyeball and treat it to a ten-day spa as reparations. He demands a sequel from the Axolotl during their next therapy session.

    The Axolotl tilts their head. “There's no sequel. Only one movie has ever been made.”

    Bill glowers. “But what happens after?”

    “Production went into debt after casting big name Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble,” the Axolotl answers sadly. “Rumor has it he charges fifty thousand per letter.”

    “Wonderful,” Bill drawls. “Real useful information. So what am I supposed to do now, doc?”

    The Axolotl’s eyes gleam suspiciously. “I suppose there’s always fanfiction.”

    Or: Bill hates a certain fanfic author almost as much as he hates the man who killed him. Crazy, wouldn't it be, if the two were the same person.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    So fuckign hilarious oh my god dude I’m holding in my laugh at 1:21 AM right now. Beautiful artwork. Spectacular give me fourteen of them.

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    In which Ford's attempt to survive entirely on caffeine and paranoia suffers some pitfalls, and things happen differently in 1982.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Stan, alone and living out of his car, calls Ford's number for the thousandth time.

    But this time, Stan doesn't hang up.

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    28 Jun 2026

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    "Well, I'm calling because," the voice on the other end sounded high-strung as all get out. "You see, we were working on a-a project together, and it, well, it hasn't turned out exactly as expected-" his voice cracked.
    Stan swore he could feel the blood drain from his face as he realized what kind of phone call this was.

    Stan gets a call in the middle of the night from a Dr. McGucket, telling him his brother is asking for him. So of course, he goes.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    CUTTEEEEEE