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    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): i keep thinking this is some sort of insane dream
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): but no. we got SHANE HOLLANDER.
    Like a Record Baby (Will LaPointe): because of HOMOPHOBIA!
    Sherlock Holmes (Carter Holmberg): rare homophobia win
    Shane Hollander: Well let’s not go that far.
    El Capitan (Ilya Rozanov): holmberg please refrain from being pro homophobia in the group chat or shane will report you to management

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    Or: Shane's first season on the Ottawa Centaurs, as told through a number of increasingly unhinged texts

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Yeah, me and Spider-Man are fucking. We're trying not to make a big deal about it, except that it's the coolest thing in the world and I'm living out my horniest adolescent dreams.

    Anyway, one day I'm sitting down to my freshly loaded bong, there's a brown recluse on my green. It's got its arms in the air and it's waving to me.

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    13 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 37

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    The goddamn dish towel is what finally does it.

     

    For the ProfoundBond100 weekly challenge. Prompt: "Towel."

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    12 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 21

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    He's the most dangerous man in the world, and Erik is the only coin they have that might buy him.

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    11 Jun 2026

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    What starts as a few innocent lessons in human sexuality for Eddie’s symbiote, ends up morphing into way more than Eddie bargained for.

    Who ordered feelings along with all this sex ed?

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    11 Jun 2026