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    Hitoshi moves in with Shota and Hizashi, and it’s better than anything he'd ever had, but he's not the only object of their attention. They have a little girl, Eri. The thing about Eri is that she’s excessively sweet, friendly, and glittery. And she gets on Hitoshi’s nerves. Badly.

    Because why would anyone want someone mean, difficult, and hard to love, when they had a sweet, lovable little girl?

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Who said seeking redemption couldn't involve the possession of your dead soulmate's body, the advice of a wise old wizard that's 40 years younger than you, and some very inappropriate but actually true Quibbler headlines.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    The only thing that can take Hermione's mind off of how much she loathes her repugnant Potions partner are the notes from her mysterious pen pal.

    And as for Pansy? She just wants to find a way to cast a permanent Silencio on Granger, and to reply to the charming stranger on the other end of her magical parchment.

     

    (aka the Pansmione "You've Got Mail" AU)

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Post Title: Has anyone else noticed the sadism?

    is it just me or has the latest content been super sadistic? idk if its a style pivot or what but im not that much of a fan

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Val grumbles. “Vox’s just being a little bitch about the parade. Don’t worry, it’ll kick in soon.”

    “It” could be a lot of things. Some benzos. A horse tranquilizer. Oxy, like his mom used to take. Angel is half convinced that Vox’s breakfast is a cereal mix of uppers and downers, powder in those bright colored-capsules that you give to old people. Things that look a lot prettier than they taste. Not that he has much room to talk. He gets the same shit, just in different packaging.

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    Or: Drug-induced lobotomies are good for managing people who can’t manage themselves. They’re also great for PR.

    Or, or: Vox looked really silly in the pride standees. Here's a fic about it.

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    19 Jun 2026