sloganeer
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- Schitt's Creek (28)
- Stargate Atlantis (24)
- The West Wing (17)
- Everwood (15)
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“My body is ready!” Ilya announces himself as he walks into The Stable, the sports bar on the main concourse of the arena.
“What he means,” Shane says, “is that he skipped breakfast for this.”
Ilya puffs his stomach out as much as he can and pats the bump under his shirt. “Fill me up, daddy.”
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Or, Ilya has opinions about Canada's favourite foods
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"I can't believe you found him," Tommy is saying as the rest of the crew gather around. "No, I can." Tommy looks at Chim. "I can definitely believe it was the 118 in the centre of that mess."
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a prompt from LittleMissBrightside: Blaze was actually Tommy’s dog (this could be an alternate first meeting or a chance at reconciliation)
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Team Canada and Team USA are playing the final game of the Rivalry Series. But in a living room in Ottawa, there's one USA fan determined to make a scene.
Or, Ilya pisses off his husband on purpose
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“I’m wondering,” Carlos whispers beside TK’s ear, “if the probie would like some lessons.”
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Or, the threesome that dare not speak its name
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Howie finally convinces Tommy to come out and drink some beers and sing some karaoke.
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Tiny stories about Patrick and David (but mostly Patrick) being aggressively Canadian.
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Carlos and TK can't wait a whole year to start celebrating anniversaries.
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One story per year of marriage, inspired by the traditional anniversary gifts. The series title is from the Feist song.
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Fluffy domestic scenes in the same future universe.
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This is a collection of AU stories where Derek and Laura own a bar called The Loup in New York.
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disregard my last message by gurlsrool
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Jun 2026
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Marlow: UHHHH
Connors: GOOD LORD
Carmichael: WHAT THE HELL CAP?
Ilya: Oops
Ilya: Wrong chat
Ilya: Obviously
Ilya: You’re welcome though 😏Or: A handful of times Shane and Ilya accidentally send sexts to a group chat, +1 time they sext in a group chat on purpose
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- 4,102
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Bookmarked by sloganeer
17 Jun 2026
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build a nest for us to sleep in by newromantics
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Jun 2026
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Shane doesn’t know how to grocery shop for two. He doesn’t know how to do any of this, really. He’s keenly aware that this was the longest stretch of time he’d be spending alone with Ilya, with any one person ever, outside of his parents.
In a way, it feels like playing house, unpacking the groceries and setting out a set of towels and washcloths for him. It is playing house. This is what it might feel like, to be able to have him all the time. The thought feels impossible to contemplate, terrifying to dwell on for longer than a minute or two at a time.
on finally getting to know your situationship of 10 years
Bookmarked by sloganeer
17 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov vs The Unintended Consequences of Woke Hockey by Sagebrner
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
It's actually with even more gay
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You're a goddamn genius.----
The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.
Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.
or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.
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Bookmarked by sloganeer
15 Jun 2026
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desperate measures (the 2021-2022 season) by LiarsandThieves22
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
14 Jun 2026
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Bookmarked by sloganeer
10 Jun 2026
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Hallmark Presents: A Winter Classic Christmas by LiarsandThieves22
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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Hallmark makes a movie loosely based on their life. Ilya contemplates suing; Shane seems oddly delighted by the whole thing.
Bookmarked by sloganeer
09 Jun 2026