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House tries detoxing by himself, and Wilson has to come to the rescue
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The members of the Fellowship agree to visit the four hobbits in The Shire. Legolas and Gimli arrive first.
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The Metallurgist by WeasleyKitten01
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
29 Jan 2026
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The last person that Thorin Durin expected to enter his shop and ask for a piercing was a man in an argyle sweater vest and brown chinos.
He also had not expected to have a date with that very same man by the time the piercing was done.
Bookmarked by slutty_starboy
30 Jun 2025
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Of Beards, Braids, and Getting Laid by JorrunFulhelm
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
03 Jan 2017
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Bilbo is not as innocent as he really seems, having quite a few lovers in the Shire, so he spends his time daydreaming about each of the dwarves in turn.....
In my view Hobbits don't deny themselves any comfort including sex.
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In which Bilbo talks dirty to a pudding.
(A twist to the cliche "Bilbo seduces someone by eating food with gusto" aka dumb author thought it funny if hobbits did "foreplay" with food at feasts.)
Bookmarked by slutty_starboy
29 Jun 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
GIGGLING OMG (this is me with pasta though tbh)