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The Lady goes back to the Tower to save the Thin Man after a decade has passed since the Fall. But little does she know the Tower’s true extent of influence, rapidly growing every day.
How? It’s thanks to The Thin Man – he’s become an overnight broadcasting sensation.
As a catboy.
How will she go about saving him?
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Mono finds a cat in his adventures, and certain figures in his life aren’t pleased by his development of key realizations. What happens when after an eternity, a change of something seemingly small has big consequences for interpersonal relationships?
A story about how a cat changes the Broadcaster's life for the better, and it's end.
It's sometimes funny, sometimes absurd - but all in all, "If we don't survive, then it's 100% not our problem anymore" -
Here, not even the walls remember you by smexymans
Fandoms: Little Nightmares (Video Games)
15 May 2021
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"Where were you," he says, "Where were you when I needed you most—"
We never left, they respond, we’re one and the same. Now you’ve found us.Sometimes we have to be the ones to save ourselves, no matter the cost.
My contribution to the angsty Broadcaster!Mono AU
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Stanford Pines and Bill Cipher are impossibly entangled with one another, like a knot beyond unraveling. To break the bond between them would require cutting the knot out entirely, severing a large portion of each of them in the process.
Or, Stanford knows about the barrier keeping Weirdmageddon contained prior to being captured, changing the course of the apocalypse. Statement Abnegation is a psychological horror novel following the complicated relationship between an imprisoned Ford Pines and his captor.
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19 Apr 2026
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Watch Out Girl, She'll Chew You Up by 1nnocence
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
16 Aug 2025
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"I know that this is their job, but-" Caitlyn grimaced at the idea. "- I wouldn't be comfortable with a stranger... living with me and following me around."
There was barely any pause before Vi opened her mouth. She could hear part of her brain screaming 'no, stop, bad idea, shut the fuck up dipshit' but she ignored it like she always had.
"You don't have to. You know- hire a stranger."
Caitlyn looked at her quizzically. Am I really about to say this?
"I can be your blood bag, if you want."
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Not the curse it once was- by the 21st century, vampirism had mutated into an inconvenient infection.
Due to their hunger being volatile and, if unsated, potentially fatal for the infected, vampires usually hired a professional "blood bag" to be by their side 24/7 during the months- sometimes years- it took for the illness to pass.
So when Caitlyn catches it, Vi doesn't hesitate to take up the role. Anything to help her best friend until she recovers.
(is it gay to move in with your bestie so she can mount you and suck your neck whenever she wants?)
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12 Apr 2026
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After Viktor's experiments with the Hexcore accidentally summon something that kills Sky and leaves Viktor strangely changed, Jayce is desperate to keep Viktor safe from the increasingly bloodthirsty monster on the loose.
This proves difficult, given that Viktor is the monster.
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11 Apr 2026
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I want to die like a citrus tree (but that's not a milkweed's fate) by ILovedHerAndSometimesSheLovedMeToo
Fandoms: KPop Demon Hunters (2025)
17 Oct 2025
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Mira and Zoey don’t know this yet (they will, one day soon, they will), but Rumi died for the first time the Monday after her eleventh birthday.
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Rumi inhaled, the rush of air filling her lungs, inflating that tiny balloon called hope trapped behind her ribs.
“I love you, Celine.”
The words tumbled out of her gracelessly, but so so sweetly. She waited, and all the while, that little balloon grew and grew, the plastic skin of it stretching and thinning with every second before—
“You too,” Celine said back.
‘Pop.’
“Celine,” Rumi tried again, voice shaking as tears she didn’t even know she still had left to shed began to drip down her left cheek. “Celine, I said I love you.”
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If demons (even half-demons) could kill themselves, there probably wouldn't be many left. Rumi doesn't know this, yet. She learns.
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02 Sep 2025
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But now, every time her hand brushes Rumi’s waist in passing, she feels a thousand imaginary eyes narrow.
She starts wondering who’s screenshotting what.
She starts pulling back.
Just a little.
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08 Aug 2025