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Joining the Scions of the Seventh Dawn meant joining a group that was made up primarily of academics with bleeding hearts. Meaning, they were annoyingly invasive and intent on solving his problems.
“You jumped off the airship in flight,” Thancred thought it bore repeating, lest Estinien continue to labour under the impression that was the best way to dismount. He gave a pause to let that sink in, “to avoid a conversation with your partner.”
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Brighter than the sun by snoozingkitten
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
26 Jan 2023
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History may not always repeat but it often rhymes.
“It is a secret.” Wen Ning confessed haltingly.
Song Lan.
Who did not have a tongue.
Who had no living friends.
Stared at him flatly.
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- Part 3 of Elliptical Orbits
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By any other name by snoozingkitten for Mousieta
Fandoms: 盗墓笔记 - 南派三叔 | The Grave Robbers' Chronicles - Xu Lei, 终极笔记 | Ultimate Note (TV), 沙海 | Tomb of the Sea (TV)
11 Aug 2021
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Wu Xie is trying to be a normal, reasonable person about letting Xiaoge go on a job without him. One missed check-in leads Wu Xie back into his old habit of dropping everything to chase Xiaoge across China.
The Xiaoge he found wasn't quite the one he lost.
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The crowd gets thin when the noose gets tighter by snoozingkitten
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2020
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Everyone knows Wei Wuxian is one more provocation from bringing down the wrath of the cultivation world onto the Burial Mounds.
"Come with me to Gusu."
When Wei Wuxian refuses, Lan Wangji makes a counteroffer.
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Bright noon sun by snoozingkitten
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Nov 2020
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The juniors stumble from one botched night hunt directly into a curse. Wei Wuxian really despairs for the future of the cultivation world.
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- Part 2 of Elliptical Orbits
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Elliptical Orbits by snoozingkitten
Fandom 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Jan 2023
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Elliptical orbits, a whole community revolving the sun.
A series of case fics which highlight the developing relationship between three juniors, the stable but growing relationship between Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji, and the relationships between all of them.
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An urban fantasy AU of the adventures of the wizard Malkin an the werewolf Crosby
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The Future is Bulletproof by snoozingkitten
Fandom The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - All Fandoms
25 Nov 2012
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Batman AU!
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After the onslaught of the Armageddon That Wasn’t, it seemed the only beings - organic or occult - left to occupy the space were the plants.
The plants which adorned the bedroom, for instance, had found themselves in complete solitude for nearly the whole summer, by the looks of the slowly yellowing leaves on the trees outside their window. Wherever their master was, the silence and solitude was a nice change of pace from the typical leaf-shaking fear which accompanied the regular presence of the snarling beast that tended them.
Today though, the silence was broken.
A voice not unlike their long-lost master’s echoed through the wall, colored by affects of passion and exertion. Seems not only had someone brought home a guest, but if the muffled whimpers and frantic begging were any indication, it wasn’t their master that the plants should quake in fear of today.
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In which Crowley learns the consequences of cumming without permission.
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- Part 1 of the flash bastard and the southern pansy
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18 Jun 2026
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A Firm Hand by childrenofthesun
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
30 Dec 2019
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"Oh, I would have liked to see that," Crowley purrs. "You all done up in white and everything, ready to smite any big, bad demons that dared cross your path, now there's a picture."
The angel gives him a bashful smile. "Well, it's more cream than pure white, but yes, the whole colour palette is a tad naïve, isn't it? Just a bit of grime and the aesthetics are entirely ruined. Battlefields are hardly known for their cleanliness, after all."
"I was more thinking sexy," Crowley tells him, and Aziraphale blinks at him a few times, not processing at first. The demon gives him a slow, lascivious smirk, voice slipping into a lower octave. "Why, you decked out in your battle gear, ready to smite, I'd be powerless in the face of that. I'm all wiles and cunning, me, you'd overpower me in a heartbeat in a physical confrontation. Punish me for my sins any way you like. Make me beg for mercy." Crowley lowers his lashes, peering up at Aziraphale through them in the way he knows always makes the angel's breath hitch. True to form, Aziraphale stutters on a quiet gasp, and Crowley continues in that low, low tone. "You could do with me as you damn well pleased. I wouldn't be able to stop you."
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16 Jun 2026
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A Different Dawn by mswhich
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
17 Feb 2020
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Post-Apocalypse, Aziraphale has decided it's long past time for him to do some things with his demon that they've denied themselves for millennia. And it's not that Crowley is opposed; he's just well-practiced at being afraid, and it's hard to give up the habit of a lifetime.
So Aziraphale is simply going to have to convince him. Quite thoroughly.
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06 Jun 2026
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Crowley folded his newspaper and accepted, with grim resignation, that he would have to try and save the world. It wasn’t that he particularly wanted to do it again; the first time had been bad enough and he’d needed an eleven-year-old to do the hard bit. He didn’t feel any kind of great love towards all living things at the moment, or have any heroic feelings. He simply knew that nobody else would do it.
And Aziraphale, who had stumbled his way into the centre of it all, would be trying desperately not to let it happen and failing, because Heaven wouldn’t let him succeed. One more time, and he resolved that it would be the very last time, Crowley would have to fix things for him.
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Crowley goes on a road trip across America to delay the Second Coming. Aziraphale tries to teach angels about humanity. In between, they talk.Bookmarked by snoozingkitten
02 Jun 2026
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Circuit Breaker by minarenny for screamingbees
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Feb 2026
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The loss of the wyvern seems to be the furthest thing from Luo Binghe’s mind as he approaches Liu Qingge, eyes flicking between the tendrils holding him in place. Liu Qingge pulls against his bonds uselessly, glaring at Luo Binghe as he does, knowing full well how much the brat will take advantage of his shishu’s situation.
Or: Liu Qingge ends up a little tangled up on a hunt, but it turns out that the vines aren’t the only mysterious flora that he’s encountered recently. Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu benefit greatly from this discovery.
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28 May 2026