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    A video of Shane sucking Ilya’s dick is leaked. Over the next twenty-four hours, Ilya goes on an odyssey.

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    26 Nov 2025

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    Missing Chris is less of an emotion these days and more of a physical entity. He’s sure everyone can see that he’s slowly hollowing himself out, that he can’t do much of anything else.

    But when Jee laughs at him trying to get his tongue to touch his nose, and Mara loops one of her arms through his to keep him from tossing the rest of his cup in the garbage, Eddie feels solid again.

    Maybe he likes yellow birthday cake ice cream after all.

     

    (or, gerrard messes with the team's schedules and eddie 'i just drove my son to flee the state' diaz is the only option to watch mara and jee-yun after school on tuesdays, which, shouldn't be a problem at all, right?)

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    20 Nov 2024

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    People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.

    He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"

     

    Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.

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    13 Aug 2024

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    “Your dry wit does not help me, Moony!” James twisted to frown at him, threading his hands through his thick hair in visible distress. “I just want to understand what I’m doing wrong! Do I not shower her with affection? Do I not give her flowers? Do I not write poems–”

    “I didn’t know you’d written poems.” Peter popped his head up from the armchair with a loud, resounding hiccup. “What kind of poems?”

    “Limericks, mostly.” sighed James. “The occasional haiku if I’m feeling inspired.”

    “Let me try.” Slouching against the sofa, Sirius grinned, his legs spread wide. “There once was a redhead named Lily, who made young James Potter act silly! She jinxed him with bats and bogeys and rats, but James only thought with his willy!”

    Remus threw a cushion at Sirius’ face.

     

    The summer of '76. Remus wants Sirius. Sirius doesn't know what he wants.

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    25 Apr 2024

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    Late October, 1977. The Sex Pistols have just released their debut album, sparking a moral panic in Britain's press. And at Hogwarts School in Scotland - where lessons are optional and students are free to do as they please - the beloved headmaster Dumbledore has been forced to resign by angry parents.

    He is replaced by Dolores Umbridge, and she has some new rules.

    1. Curfew is at 8pm
    2. All clubs are suspended, including rugby
    3. Punk music is banned
    4. Romantic relationships are forbidden
    5. No one will question the new rules

    The students have other ideas.

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    10 Mar 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this was so FUN and GOOD the writing, the characterization, AAAAAAAAAAAA