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Ten minutes ago Harry had been walking out of the bathroom, dazed, Draco Malfoy’s blood all over him, and he had gone straight to the Room of Requirement and paced blindly as he thought, I need to undo it, I need a place where it will all go away, and he’d opened the door, only to find himself pushing open the bathroom door and face-to-face with Malfoy as if he'd never left.
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“Come with me,” Riddle said. “Let me show you magic as you have never seen it.”
“I’ll never join you,” Harry said defiantly.
Riddle laughed, a warm and sonorous sound. “I didn’t say join. I said come.”
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In his dreams, Harry meets Tom Riddle. Then he meets Voldemort. The conversation doesn’t quite go as he expects.
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Three Snakes, Two Wizards, and One Kiss in the Rain by soi_disant
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Sep 2025
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Harry hadn’t seen a storm like this in years. But he had also never seen Draco Malfoy standing on his porch, dressed in crisp Ministry robes and asking to come in, so it must have been a week for surprises.
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Or: After a storm scatters magical snakes all over London, the new Department of Magical Flora and Fauna sends Draco Malfoy to recruit the only known Parselmouth left to help find them. Rain happens, feelings happen, and a few snakes end up playing matchmaker.
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"Are you going for the course?" Lovegood asked. "You have the NEWTs.”
“What course?” Draco said, then, “No, don’t be ridiculous,” when he realized she meant the notice pinned up on the board he’d been staring at: Applicants To The Introductory Mediwizard Course For The Coming Term Shall Present Themselves In The Chief Mediwizard’s Office By August 24th.
“Oh, I thought you might,” she said. “Well, goodbye.” And off she wandered again in her addled way.
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- Part 12 of Harry Potter works
- Part 3 of Astolat Sampler
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13 Apr 2022
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Harry and Draco meet in Madam Malkin’s and instantly take a liking to each other.
Just kidding. They don’t, but Harry does get sorted into Slytherin, and they do become extremely good friends.
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28 Jan 2022
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Two years after the Squid Game, they end up in Jeju and drinking margaritas.
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13 Oct 2021
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Tuning up your TIE-Fighter to prove you’re better than the bastard currently running the TIE-Fighter Program for fun and profit by loosingletters for OliveBranch_10, Jackdaw_Kraai
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
29 May 2020
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As a rule, Vader didn't really do anything with his social media account, but then the rant of some kid from Tatooine about the inefficiency of TIE Fighters began trending, the pilots and engineers on the Devastator started fixing their ships and Vader got invested.
“Welcome to another episode of Scrap Hunting,” the teenager in the video said. He took a sip of water from the metallic canteen he was holding, drinking slow and carefully the way only a desert dweller did. “A couple weeks ago some sleemo commented that I’d never be able to improve any Imperial ships since I’m just Outer Rim trash. And I suppose you did have a point that the things I fix won’t ever reach the level of an Imperial TIE because I wouldn’t build such trash in the first place.”
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- Part 2 of The Background Noise of Defiance
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01 Jun 2021
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A Wolf Amongst Lions by Kallypso
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
08 Aug 2019
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Tywin Lannister discovers the true identity of his cup bearer at Harrenhal. Now, with another bargaining chip in his possession, he has a chance to turn the war. Arya Stark, despite her best efforts, falls back into the Game of Thrones. To survive in a lion's den, a wolf has no choice but to adapt.
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- Part 1 of The 'Wolf amongst Lions' verse
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01 Sep 2021