soljanka
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
On Wednesday, October 15th, at exactly twelve minutes past seven in the evening, Hermione Granger died.
On that same Wednesday, October 15th, at exactly twelve minutes past seven in the evening, Theodore Nott was pronounced dead after being discovered on the floor of his potions shop.
Two minutes later, at fourteen minutes past seven, the diagnostic above Hermione Granger’s head detected a heartbeat, while the one above Theodore Nott remained silent.
So why, when she opened her eyes, did she find him glaring at her? How was she going to get rid of him? And, most curiously of all, how did Draco Malfoy become the only person she trusted to help her figure it out?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 152,280
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 3,166
- Kudos:
- 1,918
- Bookmarks:
- 948
- Hits:
- 75,636
Bookmarked by soljanka
31 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Hermione was sick of adventure. She'd had her fair share, and taking a seat at the desk in the back of the DLME was all she could have dreamed of -- until it wasn't.
One day Hermione is summoned to the bowels of the Ministry where she is met by the lead Unspeakable who has a rather odd situation that needs to be dealt with.
Draco Malfoy has just arrived from twenty years in the future and insists on speaking to his wife, Hermione Granger.
The only problem is that the Draco Malfoy she knows is still the snarky, button-pushing boy upstairs--and not the man in front of her now.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 38,914
- Chapters:
- 9/9
- Collections:
- 41
- Comments:
- 1,236
- Kudos:
- 15,498
- Bookmarks:
- 4,512
- Hits:
- 339,908
Bookmarked by soljanka
01 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Draco Malfoy thought he had reasonable expectations for his mandatory Eighth Year at Hogwarts, where he would be confined to the grounds as part of his probation. Isolation, hatred, and passing his NEWTs were really all he had in mind.
What he wasn't anticipating:
1) Having a small firstie latch onto him like a bloody koala
2) Said firstie adopting an erkling as if they didn’t feed on children.To protect his little nuisance, he’ll have to seek help from uncomfortable places, including the Swottiest Witch of Her Age. Joy of all joys.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 50,035
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 37
- Comments:
- 1,722
- Kudos:
- 12,694
- Bookmarks:
- 4,736
- Hits:
- 318,744
Bookmarked by soljanka
01 Apr 2026
-
Tags
Summary
Phoenix Radio is going through a rough period with the arrival of the new and controversial Riddle Radio. Albus Dumbledore, founder of the country’s number one radio station, asks his team to get ready to rebrand. Gone are the days of family friendly radio, a show where two exes talk about where their relationship went wrong and deliver relationship advice live on air, named Shout Out To My Ex, is exactly what Phoenix Radio needs. Who better to co-host this show than Lily Evans and James Potter, two Phoenix Radio employees who absolutely despise each other, or do they?
A Jily Modern AU inspired by Rachel Lynn Solomon’s "The Ex Talk".
Series
- Part 1 of Shout Out To My Ex
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 108,441
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 409
- Kudos:
- 474
- Bookmarks:
- 103
- Hits:
- 16,606
Bookmarked by soljanka
07 Nov 2025
-
Tags
Summary
“They’re… chaos,” Remus said firmly. “And chaos is—”
“Rock and roll.”
He looked at Sirius sharply, and for once, matched his grin. “Yeah.”
“Maybe that’s my excuse then,” Sirius said. “I cause a bit of chaos now, and maybe one day, it’ll turn into rock and roll.”After losing his mother at age eleven, Remus has spent the better part of the last four years bouncing from school to school or else running around London and pretending as though he wasn't the kind of well-bred boy his father brought him up to be. Now, with his chances all run out, Remus is sent to Hawkings Independent School as a last-ditch effort to clean up his act. There he meets the very people who will set up the rest of his life, and is forced to confront the pieces of himself he'd long thought had been lost.
(genuinely not apologising for the slow-burn in this fic anymore. You've been warned <3)
Series
- Part 1 of The Cadence Opus
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 979,792
- Chapters:
- 108/108
- Collections:
- 30
- Comments:
- 14,806
- Kudos:
- 57,458
- Bookmarks:
- 16,128
- Hits:
- 4,904,176
Bookmarked by soljanka
19 Oct 2025