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Lost in the throes of a post-divorce midlife crisis, Harry signs up to be the new Hogwarts Defence professor. Unfortunately the post is still destroying perfectly decent professors left and right, and Harry can’t break the curse without special help.
Which is how he ends up with the Resurrection Stone on his finger and with the shade of Lord Voldemort as his co-teacher.
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07 Jul 2026
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Harry doesn't know he's part of a prophesy. He just knows that when his foul relatives kill the snakes, he can bring them back to life. Tom doesn't know he's part of a prophesy. He just knows that if he can get you to bleed, he can get your secrets from your blood.
An accident sends Harry to the 1930s, and probably it was a bad idea for the universe to introduce the necromancer to the bloodmage, but oh are they amoral powerful obsessive balls of horror, and oh are they going to change the world, and oh obsession has never been as powerful.
Equal in all.
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07 Jul 2026
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like a moth to you (sunlight, oh, sunlight) by ghostedgwen
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 May 2026
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Harry learned something very important after finding another book teaching how to split ones soul to achieve immortality. The Horcrux ritual requires the caster to be a virgin. That has lead Harry Potter, the new transfer, to pursue Tom Riddle.
To save the future, Harry must seduce the boy who would destroy it. The mission is simple: Tom Riddle needs to lose his virginity. And Harry is desperate enough to take it.
title from Hozier — Sunlight
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- Part 5 of we should just kiss like real people do
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06 Jul 2026
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She scoffed, looking at her bright red painted nails, "Nothing is more pressing than finding my master a match."
Harry rolled his eyes and began to put on the robes he had designed.
"Is he a Dark Lord as well?"
"Not yet."
"That's promising."
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Abraxas convinces the resident Dark Lord to visit a club in Italy which turns out to be the biggest mistake in his life because now he cannot get Harry whatever-his-last name is off his mind.
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- Part 8 of Why'd you only call me when you're high?
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06 Jul 2026
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Everyone at Hogwarts was convinced that it took the new omega a week to seduce Tom Riddle.
Tom was convinced that he had never met Harry Potter before.Bookmarked by someperson64
06 Jul 2026