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Something Good and Sorely Needed by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
04 Jul 2026
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“You don’t have to get me a gift, really, it’s fine-”
“Okay, hold up!” Alfred says quickly, “Let me finish! I had this idea, and Matt and Francis said it was a good one. Basically, if you want and are able, I was thinking you and I could go on a little American road trip next summer. If you want. Just us. You’ve never really seen the country that you helped to… sire, or whatever.”
In the summer of 2024, Alfred takes Arthur on a great American road trip in hopes of rebuilding their lost relationship.
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- Part 3 of The Department of National Identity
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A Study in Separation (Proverbs 17:9) by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
02 Jul 2026
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“He that covereth a transgression, seeketh love: but he that repeateth a matter, separateth the prince.”
The Union of the United States dissolves. Canada takes the first steps towards independence. The United Kingdom struggles with peace. France attempts a new empire. Alfred, Matthew, Arthur, and Francis have a transformative time in the 1860s.
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- Part 4 of Alfred In The Lions' Den
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Jett loves it when they’re all together for Christmas, though he is made to share a room with Zach when Mattie is visiting. There are not enough rooms in their London home for all of them, and Michelle gets her own room because she is a lady, and Matthew gets his own because he’s grown. That means that his eldest brother gets Jett’s room, and Jett must sleep with his younger brother.
This is a bunch of bollocks, in Jett’s opinion, because there is a perfectly good and empty room at the end of the hall.
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In November of 1776, the Continental Army is captured by the British in New York City. In a damp cell, Alfred Kirkland must decide the best way to spin his association with the rebels that will keep him in the good graces of his father and the Crown.
It's all for America. Every lie he tells, he tells for the good of America. At least, that's what he's telling himself.
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This is the Place to Affix the Stamp by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
Fandoms: Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
11 Apr 2026
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For the sake of bullshit government efficiency, countless American federal workers are let go from their jobs in the summer of 2025. It was only a matter of time before the Department of National Identity was hit, as no one knows what they actually do. Who would have thought this would set off a chain reaction leading to the reveal of... immortal personified country people who walk among us.
This is a story about government corruption, personal liberty, the power of collective strength, caring for your neighbor, and loving one another without giving a damn who sees it. Also, the Stamp Act of 1765.
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- Part 4 of The Department of National Identity
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The Department of National Identity by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
Fandom Hetalia (Anime & Manga)
04 Jul 2026
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FACE Family Nationverse stories which take place in the same universe and usually have some connection to a fake branch of the US government. Light angst and a sprinkle of humor. A good time all around. FrUk and RusAme.
The Gemini Report - Alfred Jones gets a little too interested in DNA testing and it results in a reconciliation centuries in the making.
God Knows I Am Innocent - The Salem Historical Society discovers three previously unknown victims of the witch trials, including Alfred F. Kirkland.
Something Good and Sorely Needed - In the summer of 2024, Alfred takes Arthur on a great American road trip in hopes of rebuilding their lost relationship.
This is the Place to Affix the Stamp - New bullshit "government efficiency" measures force the Department of National Identity office to be shut down, which sets off a chain reaction leading to the reveal of sentient countries that walk among us.
The Reason for Everything - Historical FACE family oneshots taking place in this series that can be read at any time.
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Colossians 3:21 - Following the Seven Years’ War, Alfred’s father returns suddenly after an extended absence with his long-lost brother, and takes them to England to meet the king.
A Study in Acclimation (Luke 15:32) - Matthew likes to take things slow, watching and waiting as the world passes him by. As war continually breaks out around him, he’s left wondering if a world where his family can coexist is even possible.
Genesis 4:11 - In 1812, the United States of America declares its first-ever "real" war. It just so happens that the war is against Alfred's father and brother.
A Study in Separation (Proverbs 17:9) - The Union of the United States dissolves. Canada takes the first steps towards independence. The United Kingdom struggles with peace. France attempts a new empire. Alfred, Matthew, Arthur, and Francis have a transformative time in the 1860s.
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The very normal and human Alfred Bonnefoy-Kirkland accidentally discovers the fact that, A) the multiverse is real; B) he's a main character in it; and C) he's the United States of America.
Well, he's not America. But he's kinda based on the guy who is.
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A study on how each of our heroes copes with going home after their quest together.
Post-LU. Lots of talk about death, reincarnation, hope, and the nature of time. Up next: Wild!
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Alfred visits his dad. It's somewhat unexpected.
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- Part 2 of Tea Dad and Coffee Son 2026
Bookmarked by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
05 Jul 2026
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Alfred is born as Jamestown. After the Starving Time, Arthur takes his baby home.
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- Part 1 of Tea Dad and Coffee Son 2026
Bookmarked by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
05 Jul 2026
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He staggers to his feet, head throbbing, and vaults the stable fence. Only he misjudges it, clipping the top of the gate with his shin and dropping over the other side like a sack of potatoes into a puddle that reeks of fish guts.
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A heartfelt 5+1 fic exploring some of the less glamorous years of England's life from the Middle Ages to the twentieth century, and the people that shaped him.
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This is sort of a contribution to some of the discourse (positive!) that I've seen recently about the role of nation personifications in the hetalia universe and the many multiplicities they contain. It's also an indulgent piece of creative social history of work for my own enjoyment.
Bookmarked by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
02 Jul 2026
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After nations have been revealed to the world, America explores merchandizing options.
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Bookmarked by freegiftjones (spiderclown)
31 May 2026
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Demonology and the Tri-Phasic Model of Trauma: An Integrative Approach by Nnm
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
05 Oct 2019
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As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:
--His clothing was expensive and stylish;
--He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
--His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
--He looked angry;
--He was wearing sunglasses.What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?
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Bookmarked by spiderclown
13 May 2026