18 Bookmarks by squeakychewtoy
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JD Vance Couch Porn: One naked man fucks six couches at 3am by Complimentary_Sadist
Fandoms: 2024 US Election - Fandom, Political RPF, US Election 2024, American Politics - Fandom
04 Aug 2024
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JD Vance entered the IKEA at 3 am, wearing nothing but socks and sandals, a live dolphin nestled snugly between his clenched butt-cheeks. The store was cool and empty, his footsteps echoing pleasantly and his penis gingerly awakening as he headed for the furniture showroom.
He considered it a rite of passage to break into a furniture store at some godless hour, looking for a soul mate. It was a sign that he wasn’t playing around anymore. He wasn’t just here for the thrill of cheating on the couch he had stolen from his Mamaw (slang for grandmother), no, he was also here to find THE ONE. The couch that would finally complete him, supporting both his back and his passion of becoming vice president.
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10 Aug 2024
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Third-Order Vulgarism by flamingostalker
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek
20 Jul 2021
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In one of his letters to Gene Rodenberry, writer Theodore Sturgeon criticized the constant rewrites of his material. He referred to the revision of the end of “Shore Leave”, where Dr. McCoy is surrounded by half-naked showgirls, as a “first-order Vulgarism”. He went on to give an example of a third-order Vulgarism:
“The whimsical friction between Bones and Spock is brought to a head by McCoy’s diagnosis that the Vulcanian needs a prostate massage, and must have it. But Spock’s prostate is not near his stern, but his sternum, or breastbone. So we have MED CU McCoy rolling up the sleeve of his tunic, not to the elbow, but to the shoulder.”
So what if television in the 60’s wasn’t full of a bunch of cowards?
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08 Dec 2022
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Kirk and Spock discuss old history.
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- Eald Englisċ
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08 Dec 2022
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Ian gets more than he expected from Alan and Ellie.
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- English
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20 Apr 2020
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Ursa minor, a Human adopted by the great constellation bear Ursa major, is ready to come back to Earth. He'll meet there a grumpy guy.
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07 Sep 2018
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field notes by DeHeerKonijn
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
01 Sep 2018
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Together they are thriving.
(A collection of one-shots)
1] Spock and Kirk and some bugs;
2] The adventures of kirk and an alien sex drug;
3] Spock gets shot, an ensign gets nosyBookmarked by squeakychewtoy
14 Aug 2018
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Hannibal Undone by HyphenL
Fandoms: Hannibal Lecter Series - All Media Types, Hannibal (TV)
15 Jan 2014
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Hannibal and Will have escaped to Rio years ago, and live quietly in refinement and cannibalism. Will isn't fully satisfied with their relationship though, and decides to make some changes.
Where Will Graham takes Hannibal apart with pleasure.
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- Part 6 of We Should Be Lovers
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22 Feb 2018
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When Ellie and Alan return from the park nothing is the same. After nearly being killed by the creatures they've spent their lives studying, how could it be? Still, through all the nightmares and panic attacks and flashbacks, Ellie can't always bring herself to regret it.
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19 Jan 2018
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It doesn’t get better as they leave the island. If anything, it gets worse. The pressure building like the herald of a storm front.
Ellie and Alan and what happened after Isla Nublar.
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- English
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25 Dec 2017
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Return and Regroup by J_D_McCormick
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies), Jurassic Park (1993)
08 Jul 2015
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“I’ll be back soon. I promise.” Alan says, squeezing Tim’s shoulder and turning to make his way out of the cafeteria. It’s been a long, hard trek to the visitor’s centre, but he can’t afford to rest – he needs to find the others, and figure out a way to get them off the island and to safety.
[Some missing scenes with Alan and the rest of the group]
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18 Nov 2017
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“Maybe we can help,” Alan repeatedly murmurs in the car, ever so slightly above the speed limit to catch their plane.
“Maybe we can,” Ellie agrees, but they both know that the idea is a farce, that helping the population of San Diego is only the second thing on their minds because the first is undeniably ‘Oh god, Ian. Ian is in San Diego.’
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01 Nov 2017
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Alan escaped the island, but he can't escape its memory.
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- English
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01 Nov 2017
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09 Sep 2017
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What was the point of studying dinosaurs after everything he had seen?
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08 Sep 2017
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Points of rest by SG1SamFan (LemonScience33)
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies), Jurassic Park (1993)
12 Apr 2013
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Ellie's smile was tired and gritty, a sunrise through Montana dust.
They were alive, and this sudden miraculous fact broke something loose in Alan.AU after the first film.
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08 Sep 2017
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Holidays
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- English
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- 200
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08 Sep 2017
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Back In The Raptor's Nest by Anonymous
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies), Jurassic World (2015)
23 Jun 2015
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Three years after the Indominus Rex accident, Jurassic World has reopened. Dr. Grant, Dr. Sattler, and Dr. Malcolm are invited to visit the newly restored dinosaur park. They all decide to go visit the island together.
Alan still doesn't like velociraptors.
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08 Sep 2017
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Alan is searching for someone, anyone, who knows where Ellie is.
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08 Sep 2017