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Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger are best friends.
Absolutely, totally, just best friends.
They remind themselves (and everyone else) of this fact daily.So being magically handcuffed together for thirty days?
No problem. They’re curse-breaking professionals. They’ve got this.…Right?
Featuring:
* Chaotic bestie Theodore Nott, agent of anarchy
* Weekly friendship rules (because boundaries are important)
* Hermione’s extremely secret hookup
* Yelling is Hermione and Lucius’ love language
* Draco’s unfortunate discovery of Muggle porn
* A wildly unstable bride-to-be with a magazine deal and a tiara the size of Neptune
* Nothing says best friends like mutual masturbation, as long as there isn't direct eye-contact.
* And we ponder the eternal question: do all magical massages have a happy ending?- Language:
- English
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09 Jul 2026
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Ron finds out what it's like to be on the receiving end and decides that... well, you'll see what he decides.
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- Part 3 of Things They Get Up To
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24 Jun 2026
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Hermione is nearly thirty. She isn't flirting. She isn't thriving. She's involuntarily celibate and aching for the kind of night that curls your toes and leaves you glowing for days.
Then she discovers Liquid Stranger, a discreet, invitation-only club where patrons sip Polyjuice to disguise themselves from the neck up before choosing a partner in the next room. Total anonymity. Zero inhibitions. The perfect place to live out one's fantasies.
What she doesn't know? Draco Malfoy walks through the very same door, chasing the very same escape.
Because for five years, they've been quietly, hopelessly in love. And now, week after week beneath borrowed faces, each tumbles into bed with the one person they've spent half a decade trying to forget. Neither has the faintest idea.
Two people convinced a single anonymous night will get the other out of their system. Two people about to learn some longings can't be disguised.
Addt Info: Yes, its set in a sex club but not really? It's not a kinky fic. The sex scenes are very intimate!
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- Part 1 of Liquid Stranger Universe
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22 Jun 2026
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Post-Hogwarts AU. Bookish Hermione and pining Draco. 😘
Hermione is on a very important adventure as part of her job at Fletcher's Rare and Unusual Books. Also, she's terrible at dating, but that isn't relevant. To the book job, anyway.
Draco has been secretly in love with her for years. He's been roped in to helping her hunt down the rarest book of them all. Hermione would never be interested in him, he knows that, so he'll just have to control his feelings while they work in close proximity together, won’t he?
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21 Jun 2026
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Where Draco Malfoy and Harry Potter have to learn to work together to get something they both want: Hermione Granger.
A game of Seven Minutes in Heaven goes awry in all the best ways.
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- 27/27
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20 Jun 2026