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I Think I Love You (So What Am I So Afraid Of?) by CastorTheGhost
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
12 May 2026
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Jackson Healy is not a family man, nor is he a relationship man. He learned that one the hard way after the divorce.
So, can someone tell him why he’s standing at the cash register of a dollar store, watching Holland March fiddle with his wallet with a giant poster board under his armpit, while a pile of markers of all colors and stationery sits on the conveyor belt? Though he supposes that’s another one of life’s great mysteries, and something he’ll wake up every morning asking himself.
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15 Jun 2026
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Healy carefully wet it with his own spit, cock aching in the jeans he still had on. Being fully dressed while Holland lay tied up and dead to the world drove him mad.
Sliding the dildo into the man’s mouth, he made sure that it wasn’t going to obstruct his airway, fastening it behind his head loosely on the off chance he tried to spit it out.
Healy wanted this to be as enjoyable for Holland, once he woke up, as well as himself.
Crawling off of the bed, he admired his work for a moment before he slowly started to take off his clothes, groaning at the sight below him.Bookmarked by stage_master
14 Jun 2026
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“Why doesn’t the big Nice Guy just eat the little Nice Guy?”
shameless trans march cunnilingus where im 100% projecting my own issues with bottom dysphoria but who cares and also whatever.Bookmarked by stage_master
14 Jun 2026
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After a hard day Holland March and Jackson Healy need to unwind. March needs to let go of control, and Healy needs to take it.
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14 Jun 2026
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All his life, Healy never really wanted kids, didn’t think he’d be good with them. That was until Holland March and his daughter Holly came into his life, and everything changed.
Something burned hot inside him, a deep yearning, a newfound desire — Jackson Healy wants to get Holland March pregnant.
Or: Holly mentions wanting a sister, and Jackson Healy can't stop thinking about it.
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14 Jun 2026
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“Yknow what I mean, I’ve got like close to two decades over you, whatever, I’m old.” March gasps dramatically and points a finger into Healy’s face. “You better not be insinuating that MY boyfriend is not SMOKING hot!” Jackson pushes his finger out of his face and waves him off, “oh please. Flattery is not your strong suit.” “I mean it! Just because the wrappers a little wrinkled doesn’t make the candy any less sweet!” He ends his statement with an exaggerated wink which makes Healy laugh at him.
Healy still shakes his head, trying to focus on the tv once again and ignoring March’s nonsense. His view of the tv is suddenly blocked by a body as March swings his leg over Healy to straddle him, plopping comfortably in his lap. Healy lets out a gentle “oof” at the sudden weight and looks up to see Holland staring at him intensely. “Oh you think I’m joking? I’m being 100% real.” He leans close to Healy’s ear and whispers “I think you’re the sexiest man I’ve ever laid eyes on.” He shifts his hips, wiggling them slightly to press further down onto Healy, his hands threading through the older man’s hair and pulling so he can get to his neck.
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14 Jun 2026
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[ “You ever seen the one where the guy puts the cigarette out on his tongue?”
If he hadn’t already taken the cigarette out of his mouth, he would’ve lost it with the way his jaw drops. March splutters. Healy looks absently concerned. March coughs. “He does--. He does what?” ]
Or, the "can yuo put that out on me" meme but it's March @ Healy while he's smoking his cigars. based on a twitter thread
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14 Jun 2026
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"Look away." Healy raised his gaze to meet March's eyes before turning around with half a shrug. Not being able to stop himself, his eyes traveled back down in the mirror to the magazine covering the other mans crotch. The mirror was dirty and the magazine was still held up half haphazardly with March's broken arm. He really should be able to see his dick. Stop thinking about this guys dick, Healy. Damn it.
"You know there's a mirror here, right?"
March's heart sank. Fuck. He did not need this guy to see his glaring lack of a dick. Why was he even looking? Pervert.
Or; me and my friends are all perverts and thought about Healy fucking March in that bathroom in the bowling alley.
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14 Jun 2026
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5 Times March Teases Healy and the 1 Time Healy Snaps by ChiveCreamCheese
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
25 May 2026
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Hello beautiful people! This is a continuation of my ‘puppy-March’ collection, March gets real sick of a “no-sex until the case is solved” rule and decides to take matters into his own hands. Will update tags as I write and add chapters :)
“What? I can’t suck your dick?”
Healy groans, trying to will his interest away, still holding the other by golden strands, keeping him at bay. “I’m serious March. It’s important we get this done, no sex at all until we’re finished.” He gives March a pointed look, the other’s expression pinched in confusion. “That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.” Holland says as he leans in to try and lick and bite at Healy’s neck again. He yelps in surprise when he feels a smack against his outer thigh accompanied by a stronger pull on his hair, yanking his head back “ah!” He moans against his will, eyes screwing shut against the pain. Healy stares at him curiously, contemplative for a second before pushing the other away. “Behave. Maybe by the end of this week I’ll give you a present if you’re a good boy yeah?” With that Healy turns to leave the room, March left with a tingling thigh and scalp, dazed and turned on and with one goal in mind; make Healy do that again.
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- Part 3 of Puppy!Holland March
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14 Jun 2026
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Jackson turns away for a second to grab the collar out the box “Come here puppy, you gonna be a good boy? Speak.” March crawls forward, making a show of wiggling his hips as if he were wagging his tail “Ruff!” He approaches Healy who’s still sitting at the bar stool, he kneels back and places his hands on Healy’s knees, looking up at him through his lashes.
“Such a pretty puppy.” Healy praises and the words shoot straight to March’s pelvis, causing an involuntary twitch up. “Stay still, there you go.” He feels the weight of the leather collar fall across his neck, velvet soft and silky against the sensitive skin there. There’s a heavy click as it’s fastened in place, it hugs his throat perfectly, the pressure and weight grounding. The silver loop falls right at the base of his neck, cold and sending goosebumps across his chest. He hums contentedly, enjoying the feeling of being collared, his mind growing fuzzy.
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- Part 2 of Puppy!Holland March
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13 Jun 2026
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eh, it’ll probably be fine, stop worrying so much by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
11 Jun 2026
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Jackson comes to in the passenger seat of his own car, parked in the driveway of the March house, Holland at the wheel and bitching at him. "Just my fucking luck the universe saddles me with two of you. Emma reacted the exact same way when she found out I was pregnant with Holly. I'm telling you the exact same way except she hit her head on the way down and when she woke up she forgot what the doctor said so I had to break the news to her again and guess what she did next! Guess!"
"Based on her previous behaviors and my own current experiences," Jackson says, groggy and out of sorts, "I’m assuming she passed out again."
"Bingo!" March points a finger gun at him and winks as he shuts off the engine and hops out of Jack's car. He leans through the open window to ask, "You remember what the doctor said, right? I don't have to repeat anything."
"No, I think I'm all caught up on the situation."
so holland's gotten himself knocked up with jackson's baby and it's all pretty complicated except in all the ways it's all pretty simple
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13 Jun 2026
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you might be thinking too much about it, ever think about that? by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
25 May 2026
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But anyway the point is that the rest of his life blew up with his house. Their families came out to the funeral and, well, they didn't really get it. It wasn't simple to them. What could be more simple than Emma's name carved into stone, Holland isn't too sure, but it is what it is. They tried to get Holland sent to some hospital for queers and tried to take Holly from him and neither of those things happened, but he's never going to see his parents again or his brothers.
But now there's Healy.
Now, March has never felt this way about a man before and he got in his head about it for a while until he saw Healy knock out their client's soon-to-be ex-husband with one punch and then throw March over his shoulder like he was a half-empty sack of potatoes and his dormant and grieving libido woke up and went, "Okay, this one! It's this one! Gender is a social construct, as you very well know, and you want this one to rail you into next Sunday, please and thank you!"
so march has a vagina and everyone always makes that so complicated. he and his wife thought it was pretty simple, all things considered. maybe healy will too?
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13 Jun 2026
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Jackson's now turning back towards the unconscious man, shifting his brass knuckles in his grip.
Wow. Holland needs everything about that up in him as soon as possible. Part of him wants the man to wake up so he can watch Jackson punch him a few more times. Just for luck. Another part of him wants to yank Jackson by his stupid blue pleather jacket lapels and kiss him sloppily right in the middle of the street, while they're both still covered in sweat and blood.
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13 Jun 2026
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He wanted to smell what Healy’s sweat was, especially when the man was surely extra ripe, going by the massive amount of translucent fabric under his armpits.
Holland gasped, which let Healy stuff his tongue into his mouth, and then smushed his hands into said armpits, digging the pads of his fingers harshly against the plush flesh until he felt the gritty texture of hair.
If he couldn’t smell it, he could at least try to taste it.
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established marchly w some sweat kink and some angst
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13 Jun 2026
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Holland March manages to get himself kidnapped. Healy to the rescue. It somehow ends in a way neither of them expected.
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13 Jun 2026
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understand that it's the truth (i'd give it up for you) by Anonymous
Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)
28 May 2026
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"It’s gonna hurt. Just get to it.”
And that really brings Healy up short. Because once again, something has happened in March’s mind that he can’t understand. Or, at least, Healy hopes he doesn’t understand. Because if he does that’s somehow even worse.
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March hasn't had the best experiences with sex in the past. Healy sets out to change his mind.
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13 Jun 2026
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“Maybe ‘cause I’m a fuckup, and I’m- I’m a bad fucking detective, and a bad fucking dad, and a shitty person, okay, Healy? And-”
Healy’s hand was at his throat, now, just barely applying the faintest hint of pressure with his thumb pressed into his Adam's apple. March’s eyelashes fluttered.
Healy’s eyes were serious, genuine- “Jus’ start by being good for me, okay?”
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13 Jun 2026
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Holland March and his oral fixation
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13 Jun 2026
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March almost drops the cigarette he's trying to light, fumbling with the lighter and catching his thumb with the flame. "The fuck are you talking about?"
"A leash, like you're a dog-"
"I know what a leash is!"
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13 Jun 2026
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“Do you really want that? For me to, uh, hit you?” He whispered the last part, keeping the scene calm. March was really starting to enjoy the feeling of his hand on his pant leg, against his thigh. It was so warm. Warmer than the coil in his gut from his bubbling arousal. He could barely speak. He lit up another cigarette, puffing with the only full breath he could conjure in the moment. Chest heaving and falling.
Fuck it.
Holland March drunkenly confesses that he wants Jackson Healy to hit him.
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13 Jun 2026