stray_dogsick
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“Pete, Pete, wanna go back to the ‘partment?” he asks, words still slurred and giggly. Pete knows he shouldn’t. Patrick’s drunk. He's drunk. Neither of them have any good decisions in them, but Patrick is looking up at him, big blue eyes with pupils blown wide, like he wants to eat Pete alive, and Pete simply can’t say no.
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Pete and Patrick have drunk, 2am sex. Pete wakes up alone.
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Joe’s not homophobic. He’s not. But if you had to spend your entire early 20s next to the PeteAndPatrick show, you’d be tired of it too.
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Joe is tired of Pete and Patrick's antics.