straydog733
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Backchecking by straydog733
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 Jun 2026
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“Jeeze, how long does it take to grab a charger?” Yuna glances at the microwave clock. “It's been over two hours. Is Shane okay?”
David Hollander won't pretend that he's never lied to his wife. Any relationship needs a few white lies to smooth over the miscommunication and minor gripes, and Yuna can be a strong flavor at times. But he’s never needed to hold in something like this, and he’s really, really not sure he can.
Only trouble is, Shane asked him to.
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Episode 6 AU: Shane catches David outside the cottage and begs his father not to tell Yuna what he saw.
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Analyses of Reproductive Health among Medical Students by straydog733
Fandoms: ER (TV 1994)
31 Mar 2026
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“What possessed you to run a pregnancy test on this visibly gestational woman?”
Harper has prepared for this moment. “I had a lapse. I don't know what I was thinking.” She’s a med student, no one thinks she has her head on straight, including her sometimes. The lack of sleep is brutal, juggling it with the pace of the work…and trying to fit in any time to see John. He’s great and all, but sometimes she really wishes she had decided not to date during her ER rotation.
“Well, try to be more thoughtful when you’re ordering tests, please, even ones as simple as pregnancy tests,” Dr. Weaver says in her Teaching Voice that she must think makes her sound relatable and empathetic. “It came back positive, obviously, and we don’t need to slow down the lab by running tests we don’t- Harper? Harper, you look pale, sit down.”
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AU of episode "Baby Shower", where Harper actually is pregnant.
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Dana thinks all three of her girls are beautiful, in their own wonderful ways. They were adorable little girls and they've grown into gorgeous women. She's got some pretty damn good genetics to hand out, thank you very much: the three sets of proof are right there. Her oldest Sophie has darker blonde hair than her mother and it has so many gorgeous shades of honey and gold threaded through. Her middle, Caroline (though she became Carrie in college), has Benji's deep blue eyes and Dana's heart-shaped face and it makes her look like a freaking cherub in all her baby pictures. All of her daughters are beautiful and Dana would never rank them against each other, in her love or her affection or her esteem.
But in terms of individual traits, she thinks the one she likes the most is the one she's never going to acknowledge out loud. That no one ever acknowledges out loud.
She loves her youngest daughter's nose.
Dana loves Rosemary's long, sharp, aquiline nose that looks not quite like hers or Benji's.
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"Mommy?"
Go back to sleep. Go back to sleep. You're six, it's the middle of the night and you're high on cough syrup, go the fuck back to sleep. But no, even from yards away, Lena's cries carry through the night air, getting stronger. She wants her mommy. She wants her mommy to be alright.
Andrew wants her mommy to be alright too. But it's far, far too late for that.
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Season 1, Episode 9 AU: Lena fully wakes up in the car.
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Mark is just looking to crash on Doug's couch for a few hours after a long shift.
But unfortunately the couch is already in use.
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If it wasn't for that meddling kid by ARustySpork for TastyTeeth
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 May 2026
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“I feel really good about this kid, I think he could be great on your wing, he just needs some help settling in. Someone to show him the ropes.”
“Yes.”
The line went silent for a moment. Ilya wasn’t really sure why his coach felt the need to run this by him.
“Rozanov,” his coach said at last. “I want him to live with you.”
Ilya blinked, then nearly shouted into the phone. “What?”
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or, Ilya stays in Boston, gets a rookie, and tries to figure out how to make a secret long distance relationship work while there's a Russian teenager in his house
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- Part 1 of If it wasn't for that meddling kid
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Bookmarked by straydog733
14 Jun 2026
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David Hollander never went to the cottage. Ilya and Shane's secret was never discovered, though their plan remained the same. Keeping their relationship secret went well until an accident leaves Yuna stranded and Ilya is the only person Shane knows who is close enough to help her. With a storm raging overhead and phone troubles to stymie the way, Yuna and Ilya wind up stuck together for a night as they wait out the storm. Secrets aren't so easy to hide when you have too little cover.
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Bookmarked by straydog733
12 Jun 2026
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Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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Bookmarked by straydog733
06 Jun 2026
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After his relationship with Shane Hollander became public in November 2017, Ilya Rozanov has become the Boston Raiders' go to for everything they don’t quite understand about gay sex and relationships. I mean, he did offer to answer their questions when they were surprisingly supportive of his newly revealed sexuality. It’s just that he didn’t realise exactly how stupid those questions were going to be.
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5 times Ilya Rozanov educated the Boston Raiders about the wonderful world of gay sex and 1 time they tried to ask his boyfriend.
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- Part 2 of SnailMail33 Cinematic Universe
- Part 2 of SnailyMaily HR fics
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05 Jun 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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Bookmarked by straydog733
28 May 2026