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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    A simple error leads to a far more complex problem, as the devil and his incubus find themselves stepping into our modern world. It should be just as simple to return where they belong, but this realm lacks the connection to the Weave necessary to cast it. With just the base powers granted by their infernal nature, and no quick way home, Raphael and Haarlep must learn to work together and make the most of their situation until they can return to the House of Hope.
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    For the BG3 2025 March Challenge - AU

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    16 Jun 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    When an incubus asks if you want to play a game, the smart, reasonable thing to do is say no. But Hells, this is far more fun.

    Or: Haarlep fucking Tav during House of Hope and also Raphael in the cuck chair at some point. Y'all know the drill.

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    10 Jun 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 68

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    After finally gaining his freedom, Astarion took Gale to visit his grave. Unfortunately, upon discovering that he did in fact have a surname, Gale decided that the occasion would be the perfect opportunity to hyperfixate over an accent mark.

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    15 May 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 23

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    **COMPLETE**

    A month past her victory over the netherbrain at Gortash's side, the Dark Urge, newly devoted to Bane, returns to Baldur's Gate on an urgent mission. But complications are afoot, and tyranny is never quite straightforward.

    This is the evil post-canon Durgetash fic. Answers: How would they take over the world? Who would get in their way? And can they trust each other enough to actually rule together?

    Can be read as a standalone/fandom blind. Essentially: a political/action/crime drama set in the Forgotten Realms.

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    For only when faithfulness turns to betrayal
    And betrayal into trust
    Can any human being become part of the truth.
    —Rumi

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    01 May 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 94

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    Adjusting to life as a mind flayer is difficult, especially when Moss feels emotions with their entire body, and the thoughts of strangers keep physically bumping into them. The mixed opinions of the public - and of their companions - certainly aren't helping, either. But the battle is won, and at least the Emperor is here to mentor them as they help him rebuild the city.
    Maybe he'll even hold their hand.

    A post-game fix-it story about learning to be illithid, but also rebuilding, reconnecting, and rediscovery. Everyone deserves to be happy, the Emperor most of all. Grab a page of acrostics, a bowl of soup, and maybe a toothbrush for the nauseatingly teeth-rotting fluff of this absolute character worship novel I've written for our sorely misrepresented big squid.

    Established post-game Emps/illithid genderless Tav, second-person POV via Tav, NOT a reader/self-insert/blank slate Tav story.
    M rating is only for chapter 11. Updated with better formatting and a bunch of art! Complete. <3

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    30 Apr 2025