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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    Obi-Wan Kenobi’s post-divorce checklist was supposed to be simple: move into a quiet apartment, adopt a dog for companionship, and keep a low profile while putting his life back together.

    He did not account for Cody—a twenty-pound Pembroke Welsh Corgi puppy with zero concept of personal space and a sudden, passionate affinity for expensive designer silk. When Cody snaps his leash in the park and decides the absolute safest place to hide from a rogue pigeon is directly underneath the flowing skirt of an incredibly immaculate, fiercely intimidating woman, Obi-Wan’s quiet life is officially over.

    A 5-chapter romantic comedy featuring apology pastries, a localized toilet paper blizzard, a teenager who is terrible at dog-sitting, and a very tiny tuxedo.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “You understand, Professor,” Harry began, after a moment, “that I don’t have my N.E.W.T.s. I never even finished seventh year. Between everything, I never had a chance the first time around, and then afterwards there didn’t seem to be much point. Hermione argued for it, of course, but I was so tired of Britain. So technically, I am completely unqualified for the position.”

    “Quite a way to begin an interview, Mr. Potter,” McGonagall said, dryly.

    Or, three years after the war, Harry Potter becomes Hogwarts' newest Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Harry Potter spent his eleventh birthday in a cabin on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea, listening to his cousin snore on the couch.

    When a knock sounded on the wind-swept, rain-drenched door, it was not a giant fist (or a half-giant's fist). It was a short sharp rap that sounded once, twice, three times before Minerva McGonagall simply charmed the lock open and stepped inside.

    "Apologies," Minerva said crisply, as Vernon raced out brandishing his rifle and Petunia pulled Dudley up off the couch and behind her. "I wasn't sure you could hear me over the weather.” The rain fell down behind the professor in a roar. She was perfectly dry.

    Minerva fished in her pocket without looking, because the only things allowed in her pockets were only ever exactly what she needed. “I've come to deliver this," she said, pulling out a letter and handing it to Harry, who was cross-legged on the floor, "because our owl post seems to have been unable to get through.”

    “And I've come to deliver this," she added, pulling out a second letter, "because Hogwarts by-laws require a professor to hand-deliver acceptance letters to Muggleborn families for their explanation and comfort."

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Ginny is sorted into Slytherin. It takes her seven years to figure out why.

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    06 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 24

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    An alternate Star Wars epic where Qui-Gon lives, and the galaxy changes—just not in the way anyone expected.

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    20 Dec 2025