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    “Who are you?” The man carrying the newspaper asked her, scrunching up his brow. He looked her up and down, completely befuddled. One by one, the other man, the doctor, and the stormy woman turned to look at her. They wore almost identical expressions of confusion. Rey blinked, speechlessly. The appropriate answer was "a waitress", or "a stranger," or even "a crazy, perpetually single woman who’s been hopelessly, inexplicably in love with your comatose son for weeks."

    Behind her, the nurse huffed, cocking her hip. As if it was obvious, she said, “She’s his fiancée.”

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    31 Jul 2023

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    Ben takes a deep breath. “It’s—it’s a project. Conceptual art. You wouldn’t get it.”

    Rey presses her lips together to keep from laughing. She plans her next words quickly and carefully, determining what will get her the best reaction. “Really? Looks like you ruined a bedsheet to me.”

    His reaction does not disappoint. “Get out.”

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    Seven-year-old Rey decides it's her duty to annoy the crap out of Ben Solo every single day she's alive.

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    24 Jul 2023

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    She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.

     

    Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.

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    In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.

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    14 May 2023

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    He sighed, stirring more sugar into his tea. “Exactly how bad is this going to be, Pansy?”

    There was a very long pause. “Look. Draco and I are engaged.”

    “Er,” Harry said, slowly. “Congratulations? Except, um, you do know -”

    Pansy glanced up, looking almost amused. “That he’s stupidly in love with Hermione?”

    “I was more going to say that she was stupidly in love with him.”

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    11 May 2023

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    When Rose hires an escort to be Rey’s date for their company’s fundraising event, Rey’s livid. Until… Well, until she spots him in the hotel’s lobby. Tall and gorgeous, with dark hair nearly brushing the collar of the suit he fills out sinfully well. Maybe Rey doesn’t hate Rose. Maybe she should write Rose a thank you note.

    Ben’s visiting this hotel for business. He’s not entirely sure what the stunning woman is talking about, and maybe he should pay closer attention to her words—admittedly, he tries, but they aren’t making much sense—but she keeps smiling and blushing, and it’s distracting. Nearly as distracting as the dress clinging to her hips and her backside.

     

    Or, Rey thinks Ben is an escort. Ben is not an escort.

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    22 Apr 2023