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- Original Work (16)
- Danny Phantom (2)
- DCU (1)
- Batman - All Media Types (1)
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Humans are opportunists; they’re in your walls by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Jun 2026
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What if humans were like space cockroaches...
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- Part 14 of Ube's HaSO fics
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In space, it is often said that humans take no shit. Here's an example of that from an alien's perspective.
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"Humans were common in the universe, but mostly on interstellar missions. That's why Faja was excited for aer first off-planet job aboard the Missive; there was a human on board!
Ae was working in a mailroom sorting an intake bag into piles by destination when a sudden commotion came from the hall. A flask flew past aer face as ae looked out.
“I don’t care if they’re busy, I need the captain now!” screamed a quadrupedal being, jerking out of the grasp of a smaller bipedal staff member. They cantered forward and grabbed the flask from the ground and took a gulp, then glared down at Faja."
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- Part 6 of Ube's HaSO fics
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To a Xenolinguist, Humans Have Really Simple Grammar by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 May 2026
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Humans have been in space a while now, but experts are still in the process of understanding their nuances. What happens when one particularly excited xenolinguist visits a settled colony of long-uncontacted humans? Hopefully nothing bad...
(With art!)
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- Part 15 of Ube's HaSO fics
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The Hound of Hell (fanart) by ubeeee (taroooo) for Barefoot_mouse
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
03 Feb 2026
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A scene of Dick from Chapter 11 of "Shadows of Yesterday"
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Evolution Doesn't Stop Because of Space Travel by ubeeee (taroooo)
Fandoms: Original Work
31 Jan 2026
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Air is a big issue in space, as one might imagine.
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- Part 16 of Ube's HaSO fics
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Humans are space orcs fics set in a consistent universe and ordered chronologically, though they can be read however one wants.
Features such characters as:
PRAK - a masc human who hates pineapple and loves to contribute to human stereotypes.
KELL - a deaf human who doesn't fit into human stereotypes and wishes beings would enunciate better so their trascription software actually works right.
FAJA - an avian alien who loves learning about biology and asks you to please be gentle with aer hollow bones.
GUI - a fae with way to much power and a dangerously short temper. Xi has made xir own solar system and god protect anyone who comes close to it without permission.- Words:
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A dome of green surrounded him and the boy, thrumming with magic the likes of which he had only seen once, in a tome thrice forbidden.
“Oh,” said Loki, almost purring. “You are interesting. What are you?”
Based on ideas from thatgirl_youknowtheone.
Has a TV Tropes page! https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/LifesGreatLie
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- Part 21 of Dannymay 2021
- Part 40 of Ectober Fics
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monsters in the closet by iron_spider_suit
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
23 Oct 2019
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Maybe if he keeps repeating it to himself it will feel real: He’s sixteen, not nine. And Hunter isn’t Skip.
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Tony and Pepper get a babysitter for Morgan. Peter deals with it… badly.
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The Real Superhero by AdVitamAeternam
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
24 Feb 2023
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Peter Parker becomes an orphan for the second time over at the ripe old age of fourteen. It's his fault they died. It's his fault he landed himself in this mess. It's his fault he can't seem to keep himself out of trouble. That means he deserves this, right?
Until Mister Stark recruits him, and sees him, and notices. And then does something about it. -
always by your side by llovebug
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Loki (TV 2021), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Oct 2023
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It was only when he heard a crack that his eyes finally opened again. He thought that maybe the crack was a branch Thor broke, but when he looked up to see Thor still quite a ways away, he realized that the crack had sounded far too close for it to have been him.
Suddenly he hears it again but this time he also feels it which makes him realize with dread sinking in his stomach that it’s the branch he’s standing on that's making that sound.
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Loki and Thor used to climb trees as kids until one bad fall was all it took to change Loki's life forever. With Loki's newfound condition that entails daily seizures, Thor swears to stay by his side and keep him safe. That doesn't always prove to be as easy as it sounds.
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So You're Not Actually a Bad Guy by FromDustReturned for WHYISEVERYNAMETAKEN
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Mar 2024
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There’s a moment of tense silence in which Peter starts picking at his bandage, Barnes’ easy smile goes from relaxed to threatening, and Jason comes to the conclusion that he’s just come face to face with an abusive asshole, and a kid who’s probably being trafficked, and is in absolutely no position to do anything about it.
_____Peter and Bucky crash the DCU, Jason makes some assumptions, and between the three of them things go about as well as expected.