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  1. Rec 29

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    Dream knows he’s gonna die, but that doesn’t mean he can’t live the best he can! He’ll never be able to play football or walk up stairs without being out of breath, but he has his best friend Techno with him. And if Techno can live with using crutches and having a tumor in his head for the rest of his life, Dream can live with his shitty lungs!

    —Or—

    The DreamnoBlade hospital sick fic I haven’t been able to find to I had to write it myself

    (Title from “Leave The Light On” by Tom Walker)

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    18 Aug 2022

  2. Rec 51

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    The Theory of Relativity - Stars

    “Winter’s comin’ and so is my seasonal depression,” Dream shrugs, slicing the lemon in half on the wooden cutting board, “Which is like my regular depression, but with a little bit more flavour."

    OR: (The comedic summary)

    "im dream. this is my boyfriend sapnap. this is our boyfriend karl. thats his boyfriend quackity. thats quackitys boyfriend wilbur. george needs therapy and we all have a hate/love relationship with flowers. jack is going to prison for grievous bodily harm"
     

     

    Updates every Saturday!

    Real world AU but based on the DSMP characters
    Also soulmate AU but if you even look at me with "soulmates are inherently romantic" i will claw your eyes out (ie not all soulmates are romantic in fic)
    Fic Three of The North collection, but can be fully standalone- the weird dreams are just guilt dreams without the context of the multiverse, so it doubles up!

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    05 Aug 2022

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    If it's one thing Karl doesn't like, it's a stupid cliche.

    But when a sweet frat boy with a heart of gold and a sunshine-like smile that looks straight out of a rom-com comes his way, he think he might just change his mind.

    There's only one problem though, he's a football player.

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    30 Jul 2022

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    Wilbur decides to make a groupchat with a bunch of people across the school... how fun
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    Wilbur Soot: all good things have started with this line
    Wilbur Soot: do you want to do drugs tommy?

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    27 Jul 2022

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    “And everyone is so old,” Tubbo complains. Somehow, without them knowing about it, Tubbo’s managed to swipe a waffle and is chewing on it happily. Sapnap stifles a laugh. “Well, not everyone, I guess- the kid in our room is our age, I think. He might be younger.”

    Wilbur perks up. “Does he ice skate?”

    “Yeah, he does. He’s got these sick skates and everything.” Tubbo explains. “He’s quiet though. We tried talking to him, but…”

    “But?”

    Tubbo shrugs. "He's quiet. He doesn't talk much. I guess he's busy."

    or, Tommy's made it to the Olympics for figure skating- he's the youngest contestant on the ice and he's the favor for the gold. He's supposed to be living the dream. So why is he still so unhappy? And why do all these hockey players and snowboarders care so much about him?

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    21 Jul 2022