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Ghosts by tea_drinking_bitch
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
01 Jan 2020
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Some people are born with amazing power - the power to see ghosts. Both Giyuu and Tanjirou were born with this power and that changes everything.
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If I find love, it's a rainbow day by SquaresAreNotCircles
Fandoms: Hawaii Five-0 (2010)
21 Dec 2018
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“Oh, Lucy!” Danny says, and takes his hand back so he can point at Steve, who feels this is a little unjust, because he hasn’t even done anything. Danny’s face has cleared completely and his eyebrows are up as far as they go. “Aloha Girl Lucy. You’re the one that wanted to marry Steve when she grew up.”
Lucy turns a little red, but she’s also laughing again.
In which Steve and Danny go grocery shopping, run into an old acquaintance, learn something new about Grace and are disgustingly happily married, in no particular order.
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09 Jun 2026
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“Oh, Lucy!” Danny says, and takes his hand back so he can point at Steve, who feels this is a little unjust, because he hasn’t even done anything. Danny’s face has cleared completely and his eyebrows are up as far as they go. “Aloha Girl Lucy. You’re the one that wanted to marry Steve when she grew up.”
Lucy turns a little red, but she’s also laughing again.
In which Steve and Danny go grocery shopping, run into an old acquaintance, learn something new about Grace and are disgustingly happily married, in no particular order.
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Peter Pettigrew and the Ghost of Christmas James by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2023
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Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.
Fine. Things could be better.
But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.
But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.
What was Peter expecting, really?
(Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)
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24 May 2026
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Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.
Fine. Things could be better.
But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.
But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.
What was Peter expecting, really?
(Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)
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keep your head up (i'll lay my heart down) by sassywriterchick
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
26 Oct 2018
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To: Lover Boy
[10:25 PM]
I was thinking, I could help you with your relationship with this girl? You don’t need to tell me any personal information or anything, I could just give you advice. If you wanted it.From: Lover Boy
[10:27 PM]
your contact name has officially been changed to fairy godmother.(or: jake texts the wrong number by accident and amy decides to help him get together with the girl he obviously really likes)
Bookmarked by tea_drinking_bitch
18 Apr 2026
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To: Lover Boy
[10:25 PM]
I was thinking, I could help you with your relationship with this girl? You don’t need to tell me any personal information or anything, I could just give you advice. If you wanted it.From: Lover Boy
[10:27 PM]
your contact name has officially been changed to fairy godmother.(or: jake texts the wrong number by accident and amy decides to help him get together with the girl he obviously really likes)
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A bowl of cherries (and other dishes that aren’t Sanji’s favourite food) by pekuxumi
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023)
19 Nov 2023
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The battle is won, everyone is safe.
The Strawhats are tired and bruised once again. They want to return to the Sunny, to heal.There’s a ritual to follow. Sanji gets to work.
Unfortunately, Usopp breaks the routine with one stupid, seemingly simple question: “Hey Sanji, what’s your favourite food?”Bookmarked by tea_drinking_bitch
04 Apr 2026
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The battle is won, everyone is safe.
The Strawhats are tired and bruised once again. They want to return to the Sunny, to heal.There’s a ritual to follow. Sanji gets to work.
Unfortunately, Usopp breaks the routine with one stupid, seemingly simple question: “Hey Sanji, what’s your favourite food?” -
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27 Mar 2026
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Martin bit his lip, and couldn’t hold back his smile. “I know what you mean, I do. I just don’t… This doesn’t exactly happen to me often. I don’t know the protocol.”
“Believe it or not, Martin, there isn’t actually an SOP – updated or otherwise – for getting stuck in a foreign country due to a volcanic ash cloud, having to impersonate a married couple with your fellow pilot and then accidentally snogging them whilst watching Julie Andrews play the guitar.”