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After trudging through the frozen tundra that is Tokyo in January, Kageyama returns home to a boyfriend eager to help him warm up.
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If I Was A Bad Bitch (I'd Wanna Fuck Me, Too) by teddy_or_something
Fandoms: SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
09 Aug 2024
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Reki scoffed. “Oh come on,” he said. “Tell me, Langa. If you were a badass snowboarding chick with nice tits and—” he leaned towards Langa to tug at a strand of his— “silky blue hair, you wouldn’t wanna fuck you?”
“I’m not a tit guy,” Langa said, rolling his eyes. He wasn’t going to entertain whatever the hell Reki was trying to get at.
“Okay, a nice ass then,” Reki amended. He swatted weakly at Langa’s shoulder, pouting petulantly. “Come on man, give it some thought!”
Langa gave him the biggest side eye he could muster. “I am not thinking about that.” But he did think about something else. “I’d fuck you if you were a chick,” he looked Reki up and down, ignoring the dumfounded look on his face. “For obvious reasons.”
Langa and Reki discover a new part of their sex life that they hadn't considered before, and it maybe takes a bit too long for them to realize that it's not just a sex thing.
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They walk throughout the maze that is the Toutsuki resort, taking the stairs up through the floors rather than the elevator. Erina has a sneaking suspicion that Souma has an ulterior motive for dragging her away from the kitchen.
Sure enough, once they reach room 714—a suite, how uncharacteristically tasteful of him—he pulls out his keycard and lets them both inside.
“What are we doing here, Souma?” asks Erina, but she already knows.
Souma steps close enough to tower over her, close enough that she can faintly smell his deodorant. She notices the faint scent of a spicy cologne, too, presumably because he isn’t cooking today. “Isn’t it obvious?” he responds, answering question with question. “You need to relax.”
Erina just folds her arms, ignoring the zing! that shoots up her spine when her forearms touch his solid chest. “And you’re going to do that, how?”
Or, Souma is tired of waiting for the "busy" headmistress to get back to him.
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He says "sweetheart" in English.
It's one of his favorite things about dating Langa. His soft voice, his accent, and his vocabulary. He speaks, and Reki is enamored. He speaks in English, and Reki swoons.
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“Reki,” he said, grabbing his wrist and letting himself fall forward onto the other. He could feel their chests moving together where they touched. “I want to try that position. With the leg up.”
All movement ceased as Reki stared at him in disbelief. “With your massive dong? Absolutely not.”
(Reki did not stay true to his word.)
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Langa and Reki and their Increasingly Ridiculous Sexual Encounters by teddy_or_something
Fandom SK8 the Infinity (Anime)
09 Aug 2024
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my mind is against me, but you are always by my side by teddy_or_something
Fandom Haikyuu!!, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
24 Nov 2021
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A series of unconnected bkak angst oneshots in no particular order, mostly based around how they support each other when their thoughts get to be too much.
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Workplace Romance by teddy_or_something
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
18 Sep 2021
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when we drive in your car, i'm your baby by orphan_account
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
05 Mar 2025
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Suguru shifts, leans in. His breath is warm when it ghosts over Satoru’s lips. “C’mere,” he murmurs, voice low. Satoru doesn’t resist when Suguru cups his jaw, tilting his chin up. “Open,” Suguru says, and Satoru obeys, parting his lips without question. A thumb runs over his bottom lip, presses down just slightly, and then Suguru exhales, slow and heavy, shotgunning the smoke into Satoru’s waiting mouth.
Satoru’s head spins. The taste of smoke and Suguru fills him at the same time, thick and dizzying. Suguru doesn’t pull back. Instead, he takes another hit, then brings Satoru in even closer—until their lips brush, until the exchange of smoke turns into something deeper. The kiss is slow at first, thick with the taste of weed and Diet Pepsi. Then it gets messier, tongues meeting, lips parting, little gasps slipping out between breaths.
His hand finds Satoru’s jaw again, fingers pressing against his skin. Then he pulls back slightly, just enough to murmur, “One more.” Satoru obeys again, and Suguru spits into his mouth. Satoru shudders, but he swallows. Suguru watches him do it, eyes half-lidded, lips curling into something smug.
Bookmarked by teddy_or_something
11 Jul 2026
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Late-night antics by halovianblade
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
18 Feb 2024
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“Keep quiet, love…” Suguru mutters, as he sinks his teeth into his lower lip and pulls. “We wouldn’t want to disturb Nanami and Haibara’s sleep, right?”
Satoru stills, already feeling the thrill of adrenaline starting to course through his bloodstream, turning him on. “Hhm..” he agrees.
Or: Satoru, Suguru and their friends go spend some days off at Satoru's beach house. Free Nanami from these horny fucks.
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06 Jul 2026
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“Let’s make a deal. For every practice problem you finish and get right, I’ll take off an article of clothing.”
Satoru tilts his head, pretending to consider, “Deal.” He pauses. Suguru can be a real crafty bastard sometimes. It can’t possibly be this easy. “Wait. How many layers are you wearing right now?"
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Suguru helps Satoru study. What? He's just being a good boyfriend.
Bookmarked by teddy_or_something
02 Jul 2026
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nonsense (caught the L-O-V-E) by homebybts
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)
30 Jun 2026
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“So, Suguru,” Gojo sits up a bit, legs still thrown lazily over Geto’s lap, “I was watching this porn video last night.”
A very bored Gojo Satoru challenges his best friend to a jerk off contest, expecting to laugh it off afterwards.
Spoiler: that does not happen.Bookmarked by teddy_or_something
30 Jun 2026
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“Sounds like you just last longer in bed,” Satoru says with a shrug. “And I’m supposed to see that as a bad thing?”
“You don’t get it. It’s fucking torture. I don’t last longer—I last indefinitely.”
“You just need someone with good stamina who can keep up with you.”
Suguru scoffs. “That person doesn’t exist in this universe.”
“Uh, hello? I think you’re forgetting who I am,” Satoru says. “I’m the sole exception to just about everything in this damn world.”
Suguru blinks. He feels his face heat up a bit. “Jesus christ, Satoru. Don’t say shit like that. It’s disgusting.”
Suguru is having a hard time dealing with a particular side effect that comes with his antidepressants. Satoru is more than happy to help out.
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30 Jun 2026