teh_nos
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- Doctor Who (2005) (245)
- Loki (TV 2021) (67)
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (TV) (61)
- Thor (Movies) (50)
- Doctor Who (1963) (49)
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After well over a thousand years, someone has finally pulled the sword from the stone and unwittingly caused a crisis for Loki, incumbent King of the Danelaw but not - so it now appears - the rightful one. No, it turns out that the rightful king of the entire island of Bretland is a very confused electrician who had only come to Jorvik for a weekend break.
**THIS FIC IS ABANDONED AND INCOMPLETE**
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Simon Ogilvey brings a friend to the Cairo Yacht Club once every few months.
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Brother From Another Mother by Pornasquita (teh_nos)
Fandoms: The Night Manager (TV 2016)
16 Jun 2026
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Their father wants Jonathan to turn Teddy straight. Jonathan has a different plan. A very different plan.
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"Maybe, it depends what the reason is. You're not married and you've left home to fight in someone else's war. So maybe you weren't happy in England. Maybe you're running away from something there so you don’t want to go home, so you take risks, and if you take risks here you make me take them too, and I don’t want that. Or you might be crazy and nobody wants you, and that’s another warning I would like to have."
Jonathan Pine volunteers for everything and Eduardo Vidal needs a man for a mission.
(Teddypine Spanish Civil War AU)
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He was wounded in the heart, not long ago now. Punched there, stabbed in it, shot. There is gunpowder in his heart, slowing his blood, and he will die of it, barring a miracle.
The walk is penance for what he has done. His heart is deadly to others, it is for the best that he should die of it too before any more fall to the grave because of him.
This reminds him: “We need to go back. We have to bury him.”
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A medieval AU, but it isn't.
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fanvids by teh_nos
Fandom Doctor Who (2005), Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
27 Sep 2024
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Sylvie Bangs The Lokiverse by teh_nos
Fandom Loki (TV 2021), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
11 Dec 2024
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It's sylki fic, but not quite!
This series is for the fics I wrote where Sylvie gets it on with a Loki other than her usual one. The fics aren't connected, they're all standalone oneshots and can be read in any order that takes your fancy.
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- 19,888
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An angsty AU where Loki is king, Sif is his queen, and Thor manages to be a problem despite being stuck on another planet.
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This is the story of the Doctor, the Master, and a lot (A LOT) of (mostly) unresolved sexual tension.
Five sequential trope-laden fics to make you question the truth of the famous old adage that "what happens on Beta Aravera, stays on Beta Aravera"...
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Jonathan Pine wants to broker for Richard Roper's crew. There’s only one problem. Jonathan can’t drive fast. So Roper cuts him a deal to show he can handle the life: a quarter mile race two weeks from now with the job on the line.
Fortunately, Roper’s son Teddy is ready to show Jonathan a thing or two about how to live fast and furious in Ciudad Juárez.
[It’s a Fast and Furious style alternate universe with a larger-than-canon age gap taking place in approximately 2016]
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- English
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- 21,436
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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- Comments:
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- Kudos:
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- Hits:
- 600
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26 Apr 2026
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He knows what they’re doing, of course. The drinks, the drugs; he’s seen it before. He’s done it before, to Freddy Hamid 10 years ago. What he didn’t account for were the memories reaching for him from the bottom of the pool of blood red water.
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19 Apr 2026
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This started as a crack oneshot about Pine being too much of a freak for torture to work on him, and then it got dark and serious because including torture will do that.
Bookmarked by teh_nos
14 Apr 2026
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14 Apr 2026
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Jonathan Pine is not dead. Alex Goodwin is going out with his neighbour.
This is a gentle romantic comedy wrapped in a thin layer of violent romantic tragedy. Not a fix-it... unless it is. Depends how you look at it.
Bookmarked by teh_nos
12 Apr 2026