tellmeitsallwrong



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    Bood
    what have you given her before?

    Ilya
    A fucking, mostly

    Bood
    CHEAP
    CHEAP GIFT GIVER

    Ilya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    It starts with Hollanov going viral for Shane kissing Ilya's hand in a grocery parking lot, and leads to the world seeing how painfully in love the two are.

    OR, Shane and Ilya being domestic and in love in public, as seen through the eyes of the internet and their friends, a social media, 5+1 Fic.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “Can I show you something?” Ilya asks, finally breaking the stifled silence.

    “Yeah. Of course.”

    “I will be right back.”

    Shane appreciates the warning, calming his anxiety as Ilya extracts himself from Shane and gets up from the bed. He saunters over to the closet like a man on a mission. Even in his distress, Shane hates to watch Ilya leave, but loves to watch him go. He disappears a moment later before coming back with a medium-sized cardboard moving box with “fragile” written in Ilya’s chicken scratch.

    “I thought you hadn’t started packing yet.”

    Ilya smiles, carefully setting the box in the middle of the bed near Shane before climbing back up. “I started putting some of the important stuff away a few nights ago.”

    Or:

    Shane is frustrated when he shows up at Ilya's house to find out he hasn't packed a single box. An interruption from Cliff Marlow sends him spiraling further, until Ilya shows him just how in love with Shane he is.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    You weren’t supposed to see that,” Shane says, sheepishly.

    Ilya bites the inside of his cheek to keep from laughing. He wants to, god does he want to, but he knows better than that. The last thing he wants is for Shane to feel truly embarrassed or, God forbid, ashamed at what Ilya’s stumbled upon.

    “It’s just hockey cards, Shane. No big deal.” It’s a battle to keep his face neutral, to stop his playful, lazy grin from taking over his face, but he thinks he’s doing a good job of it.

    Shane bites his lip and nervously shifts from foot to foot. “Did you look inside?”

    “I may have peeked,” Ilya admits. “There are a lot of Pike cards. I did not know he was your favorite. I am concerned about your taste.”

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    Ilya discovers Shane's secret collection of hockey cards and is surprised to see just how many Ilya Rozanov cards Shane has.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    “I’m telling you, Shane,” Ilya says. “I take birthdays very seriously.”

    Shane lets out a dignified snort. “Sure.”

    “And I take your birthday the most seriously. It is my job as your boyfriend, yeah?”

    Shane’s heart squeezes in his chest. “Yeah, okay.”

    Ilya smiles, his eyes softening. “Moy lyubimiyy,” he murmurs. “I am going to celebrate you the way you deserve.”
     
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    Shane is used to being told he’s impossible to buy a birthday present for. It’s not exactly fun to be reminded of this fact about himself year after year, but he’s come to accept that it’s probably his own fault. After all, what do you give a man who has zero interests outside hockey and keeps his cards close to his chest?

    Turns out, his boyfriend might have a few ideas.

    (Or, Shane celebrates his birthday with Ilya for the first time since they started dating, and Ilya proves he’s the indisputable king of giving gifts.)

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    15 Jun 2026