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    Shane climbs on top of him then, swinging a muscular thigh over Ilya’s shoulder, and then he’s seated on Ilya’s chest, his knees framing Ilya’s head, leaning back so he can still look down and lock eyes with him. “You can do this, can’t you? Just be good and keep that mouth open for me. Let me grind on your tongue, make myself feel good since you can’t do it.” 

    And it’s a lie, of course it is, both of them know Ilya was making Shane feel so good he couldn’t even handle it, but fuck. Ilya nods, desperate and dizzy with it, opening his mouth already, showing his tongue off to Shane like he’s proving himself, look at me, I can follow commands, I can open my mouth for you, I can stick my tongue out and pant for you like a fucking dog, he thinks. 

    “Fuck, you look stupid,” is the last thing Shane says before he lifts his hips up, taking his weight off of Ilya’s chest, and lowers himself down until his cheeks are smothering Ilya, until Ilya’s tongue is right against his hole, warm and engulfing, and Shane’s balls are resting heavy on his face. 

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    Part 3 of pathetic, loser, stoner, frat bro Ilya x cool, confident, slightly mean jock Shane

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    20 Jun 2026

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    A love story, told through Google reviews.

    (or, Shane leaves a negative review on a restaurant in Saint Petersburg and spends the next decade being haunted by the owner's son.)

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    20 Jun 2026

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    The video loads up, and the quality is terrible. It’s in black and white for some reason, and it’s the grainiest video Ilya had seen since he last watched the home videos from his childhood. Even still, Ilya watches it like a man entranced. The man in the video looks about the same age as Ilya, with dark hair that falls over his forehead in a fringe that’s swept slightly to the side. He speaks slightly awkwardly, never making eye contact with the camera for more than a few seconds at a time. At one point in the video he holds a little toy up to the camera to show it off. Ilya realises that he hasn’t been paying attention to what's being said in the video and rewinds it to watch it from the beginning.
    He sees the man reach back after starting the recording, “Hi everyone, my name is Shane and welcome to my video blog.”

    Ilya's childhood friend, and the only thing that makes life in Russia worth living, is leaving him for Canada. If he wants to follow her he needs to work on his English, so she suggests he take to the internet for help, which leads him to a Youtube channel run by a Canadian boy with the prettiest freckles he's ever seen.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.

    He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.

    Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    When Shane takes a hard hit on the ice, he wakes up three days later to find his reality has been shattered. But the truth is, it wasn’t reality at all. Just an elaborate set of false memories conjured by a brain injury. 'False memory syndrome' they call it. Shane calls it a nightmare he couldn't have imagined.

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    Shane doesn’t have amnesia. Instead, he wakes up wanting his boyfriend only to realize his brain concocted a bunch of fake memories of a nine year situationship and Shane has no idea how to live in his actual reality that Ilya hasn’t been a part of. Luckily, Ilya is…curious.

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    19 Jun 2026