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    Philomena Cunk interviews the vampire.

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    03 Apr 2026

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    At seven years old, Shane and Ilya swapped bodies for fifteen minutes, just enough time to change everything. That first swap, and all the ones that followed, marked the beginning of the most epic love story the hockey world has ever seen.

     

    Or, they were soulmates, baby ;)

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    28 Jan 2026

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    “There’s not a soul I could mate that’ll allow me to play hockey. They’ll say it’s dangerous for the babies I’m supposed to have.”

    ”I will be mate.” Even David’s eyes almost bulge out of his head at Ilya’s words. Yuna’s shell-shocked, and Shane thinks he’s playing some kind of sick joke.

    “Are you serious, son?” David asks softly. Ilya looks extremely uncomfortable that David just called him that, but he shakes his head yes.

    “I am serious. I will be mate.”

     

    [or: shane hollander presents as an omega after his first game following the NHL draft. in a desperate bid to keep his mouth shut, he meets with ilya rozanov who surprises him with an offer he’d be remiss to refuse.]

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    30 Dec 2025

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    When you are born, upon the first sound of your cry and the opening of your eyes, the discussion about your place in society begins. And then, during puberty, the presentation is made – the males and females reveal their secondary gender: Alpha, Beta, or Omega.
    Shane Hollander had a 78 percent chance of presenting himself as an Alpha. He was betting on that, calculating it a million times over in his mind. As hockey became more intense, with scouting and international tournaments, he seemed fulfilled as a top prospect to be drafted to the NHL, just as he had planned.
    But life didn’t expect the other 22 percent to lead him to his first heat at sixteen. How humiliating and wet he felt when his secondary gender, Omega, came out with its stupidly sweet new scent. He didn’t want to be sweet. The world – much less hockey – was inclusive of omegas. No, omegas were at the bottom of the pyramid; weak as a feather.....

    Or Ilya accidentally gets Shane pregnant, and this finally leads them to resolve things between them.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    A few seconds later, a news anchor’s voice grows to startling clarity. A clip plays of Rozanov shooting from the goal crease and making it into the net.
    “...Montreal Metros to acquire center Ilya Rozanov from the Boston Raiders for the upcoming season. The two teams have sustained a bitter rivalry for years, and it has only worsened worsened with Hollander and Rozanov’s participation. All of this makes the trade an unlikely one; however, it seems to be just the right time for the Metros to snag a star like Rozanov. After many lackluster performances from the Metros these past few months, it only makes sense…”
    The anchor continues as a clip of Rozanov from a post-game interview last year plays—he’s shirtless and sweaty, smirking into the camera. And then he does that…that wink. Shane just stares up at the screen, dumbfounded. He’s not listening to the details anymore, but the words echo in his head.
    Metros to acquire Ilya Rozanov…
    His team to acquire Rozanov.
    “This is bullshit,” he mutters, turning and trying not to stomp off like an upset child.

    OR: Ilya gets traded to Shane's team and Shane is not happy about it

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    i was coerced into writing this

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    23 Dec 2025