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In the aftermath of a nasty divorce, confirmed degenerate and wannabe-wandmaker Harry Potter is doing his best not to be a total disappointment to everyone he knows while family keeper Draco Malfoy is walking the fine line between stepping into his dead father's shoes and following in his footsteps. A cheerfully dishonest surface-level exploration of survivor's guilt and substance misuse, this story is mostly a Nancy Drew-esque mystery about how people love people even when they suck. Slow-burn. Mutual antagonists. Frenemies-to-lovers. EXCERPT: "If someone had told the Harry Potter from four weeks ago that four weeks forward he would be sitting in a dimly lit restaurant watching Draco Malfoy suck on a gelato spoon, he’d have handed them over to the Janis Thickey ward for 24/7 observation." Thanks for reading!
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Wingsongs for the Wicked by thealmightyh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Aug 2019
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Description: Before the birth of the antichrist, Heaven makes a deal; if Aziraphale falls, Crowley rises. But, when Armageddon ends on a little airfield outside of Tadfield, immunity from Hell cannot protect against the holy wrath of God’s forsaken angels.
Excerpt: “See, the end is nigh.” Gabriel clapped an arm over Crowley’s shoulders. “And as much as I’d like to see you melted into a bubbling pile, we’ve just gotten confirmation that in the next decade your lot will be welcoming the antichrist. Unfortunately, there are some... complications.”
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Animal Husbandry by thealmightyh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Jul 2019
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Prompt: Basically just give me poor snek boy having a hard time and ideally Aziraphale looking after him. hurt/comfort extermely wanted but honestly? If you just wanna make Crowley suffer then have at it!
Summary: Aziraphale is in love with Crowley. He can't express it, so instead to quietly tends to Crowley's various serpentine needs without his knowledge instead.
Excerpt: Aziraphale had never intended to become a casual herpetologist, it had just happened over the centuries. Crowley was such a needy snake, regardless of the fact that he would never admit to it. He required a rather strict feeding schedule which took ages to acclimate too, and then there was acclimation itself. Aziraphale had spent so much time arranging his bookshop: the sunny space by the window was precisely ninety degrees in full sun but eighty-five without, whereas his reading room was maintained at a cool and comfortable seventy-five degrees.
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You, Me, and Tomorrow by thealmightyh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
15 Jul 2019
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Prompt: "Aziraphale, pre-series, in denial about his feelings for Crowley and struggling with his attraction towards a demon. Crowley is so interesting, and kind, but Heaven says that Demons are only vile and vicious and will trick you. Also: Crowley is a big soft virgin."
Summary: Aziraphale fell in love standing on the edges of Eden.
Excerpt: "He knew it was temptation. From the very moment Crowley had smiled at him, yellow eyes soft, crow’s feet crinkled, laugh low and warm. There could be no other explanation for the way he had wanted so instantly and covetously. Angels had no such feelings."
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Hot Little Good Thing by thealmightyh
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
11 Jul 2019
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Prompt: We're getting a lot of lovely fics with Crowley with a praise kink, but I'd kill for one with Aziraphale with the praise kink.
Summary: Shameless, plotless. Aziraphale likes being praised; Crowley rides him like a pony.
Excerpt: “So wonderful like this. Hot little good thing giving so pretty.” Bony hands roamed over Aziraphale's buttered ribs, pitching his ruddy nipples until he whined.
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"There," says Louis. "I took something from you you'll never get back. We're even now. Just like you always wanted."
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14 Jun 2026
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the Future is a Foreign Land by SilberSaber
Fandoms: Interview with the Vampire (TV 2022)
06 Jul 2026
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“You asked me once if I was your karma…I believe you were meant to be mine.“
After Louis leaves the penthouse, Daniel stays behind to ask some follow-up questions. It goes about as well as you’d expect.
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14 Jun 2026
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Draco Malfoy and the Year He Met His Cousins by Fangirl369
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
29 May 2025
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Narcissa Malfoy traveled back in time to save her son. As payment, she promised to not change the results of the war and to save Sirius Black.
Draco is going back to Hogwarts for his third year, already too involved with the golden trio, and Sirius Black is a fugitive.
Narcissa doesn't need the most powerful living sorcerer alive watching her every move, more family drama or teenagers discovering romantic feelings.Series
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03 Mar 2025
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I Knew You When I Knew Nothing by fiella (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Jan 2025
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The plan was simple.
Absurd, but simple.
He’d wait until Draco left for his usual late-night library run. When the coast was clear, Harry would sneak over to Draco’s side of the dorm.
He wasn’t going to do anything. He wasn’t a complete lunatic. But Draco’s pillow? His blanket? That was fair game, wasn’t it? Just for a moment, just long enough to feel…
Harry groaned, dragging his hands down his face. This is insane, he thought. I’m insane.
But even as he berated himself, the plan solidified in his mind.
Steal Draco Malfoy’s pillow.
Or: In which Harry Potter loses a portion of his memories during the Battle of Hogwarts. When he returns for Eighth Year, he finds himself roomed with Draco Malfoy—a boy he doesn’t remember is supposed to be his enemy. And Draco Malfoy doesn’t know how to handle a Harry Potter who has forgotten to hate him.
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02 Mar 2025
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This is a story about healing.
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- Part 1 of Chasing Trains
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09 Feb 2025