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“Why am I here, Gerri?” Roman finally asked.
Gerri’s eyebrow quirked upwards in a way that would have gone unnoticed by anyone who hadn’t studied their ass off to get a Bachelor’s Degree in Gerri facial expressions. “Because I asked you to be.”
“Yeah but why did you ask me?”
“Because I knew you’d come.”
Post GoJo acquisition, Gerri Kellman hires Roman Roy as her assistant. It both fixes him and breaks him.
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After seeing an article about the Toronto housing market, Roman decides to list half of his bed for rent on AirBNB. It started out as a joke.
And then Gerri caught wind of it.
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Gerri teaches Roman a lesson at the Tailgate Party. . . sort of.
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you're not my problem anymore (so what am i defending now?) by thecutestvamp
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
23 May 2023
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She could have deposited him into his car with instructions to take him to the nearest twenty-four hour clinic, maybe called Karolina for some damage control in case anyone had seen him already. She also could have stayed inside when she saw him storm out of the reception in the first place.
or: Roman runs out crying, Gerri follows him out into the street.
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you're holding me like water in your hands by thecutestvamp
Fandoms: Succession (TV 2018)
19 May 2023
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“You don’t have to do what he tells you anymore,” She said, “You can still honor his legacy without firing the one person who truly believed in you.”
aka If Roman and Gerri's fight in season 4 episode 6 had been slightly less painful.
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It's 2004, and Roman and Gerri's thing happens twenty years early.
They get caught, and everything goes to hell.
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05 Mar 2026
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She's Beauty, She's Grace by sunflowerseedsandscience for kateyes224
Fandoms: The X-Files
14 Jan 2017
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I was asked to write a Miss Congeniality/The X-Files mash-up... so here goes nothing.
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12 Jan 2026
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One moment she was sitting in the chair. Her chin up, her expression ice. And the next moment she was gone.
No one had to tell Mulder something had gone wrong. No one had to tell him the difference between having Scully and lacking Scully. In that distinction he was expert.
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- Part 1 of The Boy on the Beach multiverses
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15 Dec 2025
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The Waystar coven is one of the most powerful in the world, and Gerri has sacrificed almost everything to keep them at the top. But now they're sworn to High Warlock Lukas Matsson, and everything has changed.
She's prepared to do anything to save her own skin - even work with Roman again.
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But fuck, if he broke his phone at the same time that he broke his head, then whatever he pulled was no doubt idiotic and maybe he doesn’t want to talk to Gerri right now.