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  1. Bakukami brainworms 💥⚡️ by

    Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia

    16 Oct 2020

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    4,787
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    2
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    15

  2. Omega Sylvain Week 2020 by

    Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

    10 May 2020

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    38,458
    Works:
    8
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    2

  3. The Whores of Faerghus by

    Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

    16 Mar 2020

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    28,661
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    3
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    6

  4. Suddenly I saw the heavens unfastened by

    Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

    19 Oct 2020

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    60,731
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    1
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    2

  5. Trans Felix AU by

    Fandom Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses

    07 Mar 2020

    Words:
    54,276
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    2
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    7

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  1. Rec 84

    Sucker Punch by

    Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses  

    19 Jan 2020

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    Funnily enough, there is no better nest for monsters than a call center.

    Sure, the fluorescent lighting does nothing for his complexion, but although a foggy graveyard might have been a better backdrop for a bloodsucker like Linhardt, the bodies he’d find there would already be regrettably deceased.

    His deliciously dead-eyed coworkers, on the other hand, arranged into neat files at their desks like a line of grocery store apples on display?

    It’s convenient, to say the least.

    The only downside is that he isn’t the only one who’s had this revelation. Not that he’d ever been bothered to demean himself into fighting over something as primitive as territory before.

    At least not until that man with a head of ridiculous blue hair arrived.

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    10/?
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    26 Apr 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is one of the most delightful three houses fics I’ve read. I love Vampires. I love Linhardt. Put the two together with as much originality and charm as this author has and it’s an immortal feast for the ages!

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    saw you in the low light by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    11 Jun 2018

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    As Kacchan’s fingers work through his hair, surprisingly soothing despite their calluses, Izuku’s eyes follow the streaks of waning light overlaying their exposed skin. It’s been unusually warm out recently, so they find themselves comfortably lounging in cotton shorts and tank tops, happily indulging in the physical contact. At least, Izuku knows he’s happy about it. He also knows that Kacchan wouldn’t be here if he didn’t feel the same way.

    Language:
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    24 Jun 2021

  3. Rec 32

    Wing Buffet by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    14 Feb 2021

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    Every year, the top heros throw a rather seedy sex party and it’s Hawks’ only time to let loose and convince as many people as possible to sleep with him before they all go back to pretending to be the face of moral stability

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    6,055
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    1/1
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    380
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    22 Mar 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    😳😳😳

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    i want to make your cheeks glow red by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    03 Oct 2020

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    Sometimes, Aizawa is a little brat.

    He leaves his clothes all over the bedroom floor, ‘forgets’ to shut the cupboard doors in the kitchen, is snarky and annoying as possible all with the express purpose to make Hizashi snap.

    Luckily, his husband is more than happy to fuck the attitude out of him.

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    1/1
    Comments:
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    07 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    God this really sold cockwarming and choking for me holy shit 🥵

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    silvertongue by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    06 Oct 2020

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    “I want you to ask permission every time, do you understand? Every time you have to come, I want you to ask Sir, it makes his cock so hard to know that you’re close,” Hizashi demands and instantly, Shouta is stumbling through the words. “Oh, you’re close, you’re close already? My precious slut, I’m so proud of you, baby.”

    “Hizashi, please,” Shouta pleads, clenching his fists above his head. Hizashi gives him a firm tap on the thigh and Shouta corrects himself swiftly. “Sir, sir, I’m sorry.”

    “Don’t forget again, Shouta. You know exactly how you’re supposed to talk to me,” Hizashi warns, cruelly pressing at the sensitive spot between Shouta’s balls and his pretty, pink hole with the pad of his thumb at the same time as he ups the power of the wand.

    “Sir, I’m gonna come,” Shouta whines, trying to close his thighs but getting stopped by Hizashi’s hips in between them. His cock aches and there’s an embarrassing string of drool dripping down his chin.

    “No, you’re not,” Hizashi snarls, leaning over Shouta’s shaking body to press an insistent kiss to his open mouth. “You haven’t gotten permission yet.”

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    06 Dec 2020

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy FUCK 😩💦👌🏼😳🤤