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Michael Shelley did not go without a fight.
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09 May 2026
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When an unraveled Michael shows up at the Keay household looking for help, Mary Keay decides the best course of action is to sew the thing back together. Unfortunately, Gerry gets caught in the middle.
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08 Apr 2026
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"There are worse things than going mad." He says.
"That's not all I can do, Mr. Keay. Would you like me to show you?"
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When Gerry is on his deathbed, he sees a yellow door. He survives, but the doors keep appearing, afterwards.
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06 Apr 2026
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They’ll Hurt Me Bad (They Do It All The Time) by toomanyfand0ms
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Mar 2026
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Gerard Keay is pulled from his existence inside The Catalogue of the Trapped Dead into another dimension by Michael. Chaos, hilarity, and the first slowburn this author has ever attempted to write ensues. Title & chapter titles are from the song “Kiss Off” by Violent Femmes.
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30 Mar 2026
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the really really good one.
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24 Mar 2026
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the best doorkeay fics of all time.
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“I am what was done to Michael Shelley.” It says, shrinking from a mother’s intense eye. Then it hunches inward, sinking to the muddy grass so it may pull its skinny legs to its hollow chest. Michael wishes she would stop looking at it that way.
It wants to tell this man it has no mother, that the son she is looking for is dead, but the person it was born from howls inside its head until Michael cannot bring itself to tell the truth. To become a butterfly, a caterpillar weaves itself a cozy little cocoon to sleep in before its entire body disintegrates and becomes caterpillar soup until that primordial goo shapes itself into a butterfly. The butterfly remembers being a caterpillar, it knows due north and the hand that raised it, but it is not a caterpillar.
Michael feels like it is a misshapen insect, a big ugly cuckoo bird that thinks it's a sparrow, a barn cat raised by dogs so it tries to bark and only hisses.
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Michael Shelley goes inside of the-door-that-should-not-be-there, what comes home is something else.
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- Part 3 of ໑Foxtrot's Magnus Archives Fic-Bin໑
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Doorkeay Moments by CowPrintLilies, TheStanleyParableEnjoyer
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Jan 2026
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A series of disconnected fics about Michael and Gerry! Because I Love Them!
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30 Jan 2026
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Kaveh stares at the neatly packed bento box laying before Al-Haitham, housing neatly sliced vegetables and glistening, fresh rice.
“Who made you that?” Kaveh asks, not bothering to hide the vengeance in his voice. “Your work husband?”
Al-Haitham lets the fork go slack in his hands and just stares at him. “Kaveh,” he says, in the sort of tone someone might say dude.
“Don’t dude me,” Kaveh says, aghast.
Kaveh is interested in discovering who Al-Haitham's elusive work husband is. Al-Haitham is only interested in Kaveh.
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17 Nov 2025
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Scanning the rest of the room, he turns to look at Sigma, whose shuddering breaths wrack his body even as he’s unconscious against the control panel, blood trailing down his side through the fabric. His hair is cast over his face, drooped across him in a pastel glory.
Coming to his side, Nikolai uses a blood covered hand to tilt Sigma’s face upwards, watching how his brows are pulled together in strain. He’s already a pale figure, but the blood loss makes him appear otherworldly, the red of Fedya’s blood streaked across his jaw standing out starkly.
Evaluating the damage on the other man, a new game begins to form in Nikolai’s head.
Or, the morally grey Sigma/Nikolai buddy terrorists AU you didn't need where everyone survives Meursault and Sigma makes it everyone's problem
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- Part 1 of Benevolent Design
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18 Jul 2025
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Sigma doesn’t dislike heights. In fact, he’d say he quite likes them – the adrenaline is enjoyable, and the previous rides they’ve been on have all been thrilling experiences. In general, roller coasters aren’t a bad pastime.
The keywords there are 'in general'. Sigma has his limits, and he would rather not be plummeting down the tallest goddamned roller coaster in Canada at 148 kilometres per hour.
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07 Jun 2025
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Fyodor Dostoyevsky vs. the World by ToTrashAndBeyond
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
23 May 2023
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Meet Fyodor Dostoyevsky.
He has ninety-nine problems, out of which at least ninety-eight could be blamed on either Nikolai Gogol or Dazai Osamu.Or Dazai and Fyodor are stuck sharing a dorm room, and that somehow leads to a full-blown prank war.
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07 Jun 2025
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Ororon keeps bringing him tiny injured animals. Ifa learns how to take care of them.
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21 Apr 2025
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People keep coming up to Kaveh to congratulate him. Kaveh doesn’t really know why, and he’s a little too scared to ask at this point, so he heads back home, content if not a little bemused.
He is, unfortunately, reminded of it the very next day, when the door slams open and Al-Haitham stalks in. “Mind telling me why everyone was congratulating me today?” he demands. “About your pregnancy?"
Or: Al-Haitham is, without a doubt, the most annoying person Kaveh knows. Maybe the world’s second-most annoying person can help Kaveh figure him out.
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19 Mar 2025
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“What do you do with the flowers?”
Al-Haitham paused. “What do you mean?”
“Like, what do you do with the flowers you cough up? Do you keep them or…?”
He furrowed his eyebrows. “What—why would I keep them? I obviously throw them away. Why are you asking?”
“I was just wondering—I mean if you’re not using them—like, if I could possibly…have them?”
Al-Haitham stared at him incredulously. “You want my unrequited love flowers?”
“Yes?” Kaveh flushed red. “Since…since you’re not using them.”
Since you’re not using them—
“What the hell would I be using them for? What the hell are you using them for?”
Al-Haitham has Hanahaki disease and coughs up mourning flowers. Kaveh asks if he can use them for his ascension materials.
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01 Dec 2024
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"He's a Harbinger," Kazuha says flatly.
Beidou scratches the back of her neck and gives an awkward chuckle. "Technically, he's a diplomat."In which the voyage to Inazuma comes with a few complications.
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20 Sep 2024
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Hanahaki Study With Dottore: Three Men Against Vicious Fungi and Their Own Research by Alien_ships
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
29 Jan 2023
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Tighnari, Dottore and Albedo get drunk at a party and they send a request for hanahaki research funding.
Unfortunately, the request got accepted so hanahaki research adventure it is.Series
- Part 1 of Genshin Scientific Hanahaki AU
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31 Jul 2024
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bury one, get one free by cypriot for AnCherry
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 May 2024
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“I’m dead,” deadpanned Qiqi from her casket, which Childe and Hu Tao had been forced to stuff with trinkets and flowers to hide the fact that it was designed for an adult man, not a small zombie. They’d had to repurpose the one Baizhu had used; there hadn’t been time for a whole new one. Also, Keqing had objected on the grounds of causing excess deforestation. "When can we get ice cream?"
“I am going to walk away now,” Zhongli informed Childe serenely.
or: Childe is determined to seduce Zhongli, even if that means he has to do it over a few dead bodies.
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04 Jul 2024
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No Punishment Good Enough by TempestDouble for kcckt
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
03 Feb 2021
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Karma – the spiritual principle of cause and effect. What comes around goes around. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.
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30 Jun 2024
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“Why the fuck do you have a pink silly straw?”
Alastor is unrepentant as he says, “It matches your vest.”
“That’s not what I meant! Why the straw?!”
“Oh! That’s even easier to explain! Lessens the mess. Rosie suggested it.”
“I’m not a juice box!”
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- Part 3 of plays cannibal by ke$ha
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16 Mar 2024
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After the world returned to normal, and everyone was safe and together once again, Isabeau noticed Siffrin's state. He knows they endured far beyond what he could ever hope to understand.
So a vague, earnest wish, mostly symbolic, was made, folded into a star shaped leaf gifted by a little girl.
I wish I could truly understand Siffrin, and always be there to help and love him.Isabeau had no way of knowing The Universe would listen.
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Or: Isabeau gets stuck in his own time loop, and does everything in his power to change it.