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Hatake Kakashi doesn't like being ambushed. He especially doesn't enjoy being ambushed by his teammate's rant about how awful her first sexual experience was. Because until today, he hadn't really allowed himself to realize that Sakura was 22. And now he is forced to listen to phrases like "stupid wet squelch sound like overcooked pasta" while Sakura flails. He considers lying in a lake face down. That would be preferable to the unholy door that she opened.
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14 May 2026
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With patterns of systemic violence so ingrained in Shinobi law, how can anyone hope to break the cycle of generational trauma when it’s what fuels the institutions they live and die for...Akami Ketsueki is a Konohagakure Shinobi, an Anbu Black Op and Root Operative. She’d always been comfortable in the shadows. Praised for her vicious nature and cold heart, that was until Itachi Uchiha slaughtered his clan and she makes the decision to take in Sasuke.
How will she keep him from the dark when she finds it so hard to live in the light?Or
How three broken, lonely people find each other and struggle to cope with being shinobi and being humanSeries
- Part 1 of The Serpent And The Hound
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26 Apr 2026
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Relationships were not on your radar as a soon-to-be medical-ninja. This doesn't stop your best friends Genma and Iruka (mostly Genma) giving you shit for your non-existent love life. When the discussion of jonin bachelors (particularly masked jonin bachelors) come into conversation, someone (particularly a masked jonin bachelor) just happens to be eavesdropping.
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A series of awkward exchanges lead you to developing a crush on the famous copy-ninja, and he can’t help but like you too.
*I do not own Naruto or any of its characters*
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06 Apr 2026
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ANBU!Kakashi x ANBU!Reader
You're a member of Team Ro, and since your teammates are three dorks, get ready for some sheningans, tough missions, and a humiliatingly obvious crush on your captain.
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05 Jun 2024
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In which Kakashi and Sakura make a series of escalating accusations.
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Glaring at him, she said accusingly, “You like me.”
His eyes widened, and a short, disbelieving laugh escaped his lips. “What, are you twelve?”
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11 Sep 2023