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    Christmas Eve may not be the best time for a funeral, but at least Tim won't have to deal with a lot of people. His parents are dead, and he's alone, and his Uber driver didn't show.

    Mr. Wayne did.

    An examination of grief, and maybe, what it means to step up.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Me:
    so do you fuck

     

    Park Seonghwa:
    what lol

     

    Me:
    you talk about sex a lot but do you fuck? Do you have sex. Just humor me, I’m so bored rn

     

    Park Seonghwa:
    yeah I fuck. I really like sex.

     

    Park Seonghwa:
    do u fuck?

     

    Me:
    not as much as I used to. I think the last time I had sex was sophomore year. God

     

    Park Seonghwa:
    was it good

     

    Me:
    what

     

    Hongjoong is a suffering college student who sucks at math and, to make matters worse, hasn't gotten laid in almost two years. So when the phone number his friend Wooyoung gives him turns out to be a total stranger instead of the math genius Wooyoung had promised, Hongjoong can't seem to make himself leave this wrong number alone. Especially when he learns that the number belongs to a super sex positive kind of guy (read: total freak), who is all too eager to hear about Hongjoong's sad sex life.

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    27 Apr 2026

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    Seongjoong Arranged Marriage AU.

    When his mate of almost ten years divorces him due to his infertility, Park Seonghwa finds himself back at his family home in utter disgrace. To prevent his family from being bankrupted by returning his dowry, Seonghwa must at all costs find a new match.
    But he is no longer considered young and the years of abuse at his mate's hands have worn away at his charm and beauty that was once the talk of the city.

    A match seems impossible.

    Enter Kim Hongjoong, a newly aristocratic alpha with many sordid rumours surrounding the origin of his wealth. Some call him a conman turned businessman, others give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he inherited his fortune from a distant relative. He is willing to pay a hefty sum for Seonghwa's dowry, however, and Seonghwa has no choice but to accept.

    Will the Kim pack be even worse than what Seonghwa suffered before, or does he dare to hope that he will finally find a home?

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    28 Apr 2026

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    “I mean when Wooyoung and the kids call me ‘appa’ and you ‘eomma,’” Hongjoong prompts, averting his eyes to the dried paint on his jeans. “That doesn’t annoy you?”

    “Well, that’s a different question entirely,” Seonghwa replies, mirthful. “You know I find everything Wooyoung says annoying.”

     

    In which, Hongjoong finds out Seonghwa wants kids one day and things spiral from there.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    “What about you?”
    What.
    “What?” His voice comes out a bit shaky.
    There is a single second where the time stops, both of them standing still and not looking away from the other’s eyes.
    “You are a bit odd.” Thee takes another step. “How much to buy you?”

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    AU where Thee's character is a bit darker and Peach's not so strong-minded... and what that entails for their first meeting.

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    10 Apr 2026