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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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NHS waiting times are a killer these days.
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30 Mar 2025
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The Art of Keeping Casual by Ivmaruva, rockthecasbah18
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Jan 2024
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Draco Malfoy has a notorious reputation with women. A string of broken hearts won’t deter Hermione from having a little taste, though - maybe it’s time for Draco to have a taste of his own medicine.
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15 Jan 2025
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Hermione Granger hears a rumor about Draco Malfoy that makes her question everything. Of course, he has to prove her wrong.
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14 Jan 2025
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All I want for Christmas is five fucking minutes by malfoyesque
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Nov 2024
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Colleagues and single parents juggle their lives to get some... 'grown-up' time.
The office Secret Santa means Hermione can give Draco what he really wants for Christmas.--------------------
“Hermione—” he said, breathily. “I thought you said not in the office?”
“I said I wouldn’t fuck you in my office. ” She tilted her head back, brushing her lips against his to meet him in a soft kiss. “But you may have noticed, we’re actually in yours.” -
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Taggie finally finds the courage to say what she wants to say. She's surprised by Rupert's reaction and even more surprised by what follows.
- or the ending of 1x08 but with them going at it on that kitchen table as god intended
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17 Nov 2024
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The Cock Tongue Incident by neilistic for sad_millennial
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2024
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Astoria and Draco Malfoy enjoy a typical pureblood marriage: they argue often, rage fuck occasionally, and spend most of their time prodigiously ignoring one another.
Hermione didn’t mean to get in the middle of all that, but when Astoria asks for her help one night after she and Draco get into a spot of bother during an argument, Hermione is forced to contend with her infatuation with Draco and the full frontal effects of a very naughty hex.
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Jess and Rory work out their feelings for each other (and some other complications).
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An appropriately besotted Seamus tells his girlfriend Pansy she can have anything she desires for her birthday.
Pansy looks across a dark, petal strewn ballroom at Professor Neville Longbottom and knows exactly what that is.
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13 Oct 2024
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His Favourite Student by slytherindiaries for rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2022
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“How many times have I told you about your skirt, Ms. Potter? I should take points from your house.”
She licks those plump, pink lips, moving around the table toward him. “Yet you never do.” Another step. “Why is that?” She cocks her head, looking at him, a smirk tugging at her lips.
Her fucking sass… He doesn’t answer.
“I think you like when my skirt is too short, Professor Malfoy.” -
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WINNER: Dramione Writers' Society Award for Most Comedic (Lessons in Quidditch NEWT Fest)
Granger and Malfoy spend an afternoon at home doing normal couple shit (i.e. they make a Sex Bet and Hermione manages to turn it into a science experiment)
“There’s only one way to settle this, you know.”
“So like you. You turn everything into a competition.”
“I’d think you would prefer to view it as an excuse to practise the Scientific Method.”
“Ugh, fine. Well, the question has already been posed, and we’re basing this on previous research. Even if your reasoning is specious. So. Hypothesis: I can get you off faster than you can return the favour.”
“Obviously, I hypothesise differently.”
“Obviously.”
“And?”
“Next step would be experimentation.”
“Race you.”
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- Part 1 of Shagging For Science
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Two Hogwarts professors spend an entire academic year trying to convince themselves - and everyone else - that they aren’t completely, irrevocably in love with each other.
Their success rates vary.
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i'm not yours (but i can be for a night) by sarcastic_fina
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Aug 2022
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Being the only two in their friend group who haven't had sex, James and Hermione decide to have their first time together.
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- Part 1 of Mutually Beneficial
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PANDAMONIUM by neilistic, orolin, riafloss, small_planet, The_Taco_Writes, thistlethread, yeuxverts for PandaPatronus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Jul 2024
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A sighting of a strange monochromatic creature has piqued Theo’s attention (this week) much to the dismay of his lovers, Hermione and Draco.
Or; Theo's obsessed with pandas, Draco's a hater, and Hermione just wants an orgasm.
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24 Jul 2024
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In the middle of a child's birthday party, Draco Malfoy ducks away to find a moment of peace. An unexpected encounter forces him to reflect on his choices and the possibility that maybe people can change, possibly even change for the better.
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21 Jul 2024
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“I feel like—a meteor crashed into my house and I’m the only one who can see it. I feel like a sketch on a piece of parchment instead of a real person. I feel like I will curse the next person who tells me to ‘just enjoy it’.”
Hermione never thought she would be a solo parent. No one told her that it would be boring, and devastating, and that she would be filled with so much joy that she might burst any second.
No one told Draco he'd feel the same way.
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After a terrible week in which Crookshanks died and Ron left her via four words on a scrap of parchment, 30-year-old Hermione is forced to take a leave of absence from work. Unfortunately, it quickly becomes clear her job was the last thing keeping her sane.
When she finds out Harry is investigating the unexplained disappearance of Draco Malfoy—now an Unspeakable in the Department of Mysteries—she finally has a problem to solve. The case sucks her in in more ways than one, and she finds herself tangling with a powerful magical object, as well as Draco's weird and wonderful subconscious.
tl;dr Hermione gathers extensive material for an inevitable 'Am I the Asshole?' post
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“It’s annoying really,” Ginny says through her smile. “He’s so good with the kids.”
“Who would’ve thought?” Hermione muses, watching Draco’s pert arse as he models high knees. Some of the children try to copy him, losing their balance and falling down.
It really is annoying, Hermione thinks as she bites her lip, watching the fabric pinch under one cheek. Her head tilts, appraising and imagining what his thighs look like underneath.
Or: how Hermione Granger loses her Saturdays.
*Dramione Subreddit 2024 Top One-shot*
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So, there was a post going around on Tumblr about how Harry is now the same age Sirius was when he died, and I emoted all over the page about that particular anniversary. Golden Trio, still BFFs forever.
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Well, this is a bit grim, isn’t it? Lily thought. She couldn’t think of a single happy memory. Was her life truly this mundane?
Lily has trouble conjuring a Patronus until she thinks about a spectacled idiot with messy black hair. Have some seventh-year, canon-compliant, Jily.