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Fast Shuffle In Full Flight by starvariety
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
02 Jun 2026
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“Are we friends?” Grace asks. The question doesn’t feel quite right. “Or, I guess… were we friends?”
Yáo hums, thinking. “Yes,” he says, after a moment’s contemplation, “I would like to believe that we were - are - friends.”
Grace turns his head, then, and Yáo knows exactly where he’s looking. “Are you two friends?”
“Yes,” Yáo’s voice is lower this time, tinged with an emotion Grace can’t place. “We are good friends.”
(Or;
Grace and Yáo both wake up prematurely. Grace grapples with trying to remember his purpose. Yáo grapples with the absence of Ilyukhina.)
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02 Jun 2026
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26 Years Later, and 87 Meters Down by toomanysecrets for fresne
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
25 Dec 2024
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For immediate distribution: The Global Federation of Nations will release an important message from President Annenberg on Thursday, October 20th at 12:00pm UTC. Viewing strongly recommended.
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15 Apr 2026
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Hello Earth - Ryland Grace here. Remember me? I’m sure hoping you do.
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13 Apr 2026
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Grace, Meet Futuristic Buzzfeed by holyflyingswisscheese
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jun 2026
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Some small slices of Grace’s life after returning home to Earth with Rocky in his old age. Prominently featuring Futuristic BuzzFeed (and associated personal revelations)(what do you mean the whole world thinks he’s autistic like Albert Einstein???)
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12 Apr 2026
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Eridian's Best Friend by hyprrrem
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
31 Mar 2026
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12 Apr 2026
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How to Make Like an Airlock and Vent: A Scientific Method by Pokimoko
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
09 Apr 2026
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ABSTRACT: Months into their journey to Erid, Grace decides to pass the time and distract his wandering mind by writing a scientific paper. Considering his track record, it’s safe to say that absolutely nothing can go wrong with that.
KEYWORDS: Astrophage, kindness, memory, space exploration, cooperative breeding, grief, friendship
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12 Apr 2026
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Rocky's main specialty was engineering, definitely not understanding aliens from a different solar system.
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12 Apr 2026
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Wrap-Around by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
22 Nov 2025
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Anakin Falls on the battlefield, on a small dusty planet in the Mid Rim that’s largely unimportant in the grand scale of the war. His men are dying in scores around him, screaming, spilling their guts onto the pockmarked ground, and something that has been pulling tighter and tighter over the course of the war, over the course of his whole life—between one decapitated droid and the next, something snaps in his chest. He doesn't know it, but he's more than a year early.
Or: Anakin navigates the path from straight up not noticing, to denial, to buying a pair of ugly sunglasses to hide his unfortunate Darksider eye condition, to a number of Sith lords dying in uniquely creative ways. If he reaches acceptance, it just might save the galaxy.
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19 Oct 2025
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“Back then,” Yuuri asks. “Did you love me?”
The cigarette hangs low, tucked between Victor’s lips. The end glows steadily orange, devil eyes on a coal-black night.
(Some ghosts of your past you leave well alone.)(Or: the powered assassins AU in which betrayal comes first, forgiveness second, and love was always somewhere in the equation.)
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- Part 1 of shoot to thrill
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22 Aug 2025
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In which Draco Malfoy is sorted into Gryffindor and everything kind of goes to Hell from there… but hey. At least there’s a chance he won’t grow up to be an awful person. Alternatively titled ‘Draco Malfoy and the Worst Goddamn Seven Years of His Life’
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06 Jun 2025
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Draco is sorted into Gryffindor.
It's all part of the plan, really.
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05 Jun 2025
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Severus Snape and the House of Slytherin by seekeronthepath
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Apr 2026
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03 Jun 2025
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In 1993, Gilderoy Lockhart points a stolen wand at Harry Potter and Ron Weasley with the intent to Obliviate them. The wand doesn't backfire. Gilderoy's "discovery" of the Chamber of Secrets is a short-term success.
Other consequences are not short-term at all.
Archived Author's Notes:
I was watching the Chamber of Secrets movie several years back when the scene in question began to play...and immediately I wanted to know what would happen if the wand had done what it was supposed to do. The answer got very complicated, very, *very* quickly.Blame Edgar Allan Poe for the title.
Beta work by Norcumi and Mrs_Stanley. Brit Spellcheck will be performed...soon.
*I use the first 7 books and the Tales of Beedle the Bard as canon, but there are moments from the films used because they left me with fun things to play with.
I do not consent to my work being reposted or used in any unofficial apps or other websites. This work is not posted for anyone's profit.
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- Part 1 of Swung by Serafim
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28 May 2025
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Muggle Studies is Economics in Disguise by May_May_0_0
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2022
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Dumbledore’s train when he dies brings him to an alternate universe with Tom Riddle asking for the defense post. There, he rights his wrongs and hires Tom Riddle as a Defense Professor to keep him from becoming Voldemort. It works. (Mostly.) Canon!Harry does the same unintentionally when he is a Firm Adult and stumbles into this AU Hogwarts hoping to teach defense. He cannot bc Tom. There is only teaching one spot available: Muggle Studies. Chaos ensues as Muggle Studies becomes everyone’s favorite class and gains a reputation as the most difficult course at Hogwarts. Tom Riddle is enraged, concerned, and… turned on?
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21 May 2025
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Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.
Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.
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- Part 1 of The Problem Universe
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- English
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- 162/162
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02 May 2025
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After fifty years, the trial records of a special prisoner are unsealed and the details and motives of the most well known magical murder are revealed.
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01 May 2025
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29 Apr 2025
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When Harry finds Tom Riddle's diary he does not write 'Hello.' He does not write anything at all. He draws. Tom Riddle falls in love with the artwork.
_________________Sketch by sketch, drawing by drawing, the ink Harry pours into the diary manifests as creations in Tom's monochrome world.
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- Part 1 of Soul-Stained Masterpieces
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- 39/39
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24 Apr 2025
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“How… how do you seem so familiar?” Leon asks suddenly, easy smile giving way to something more intense, shaking his head. “It’s like every time I see you I feel like I’m remembering you more and more.”
Claire feels it too, like she’s been looking to get him to laugh a particular way, predicting his expressions seconds before they cross his face.
He looks uncomfortable, “Sorry, that was such a corny thing to say.”
“No, me too.” She reassures, “like we used to be friends or something. But I’m pretty sure I’d remember you.” Leon cracks a smile when she winks at him again.
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The right timeline this time, a world where there isn't a dead man walking in a gas station. Wish fulfillment at its finest
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24 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter spent his eleventh birthday in a cabin on a tiny rock in the middle of the sea, listening to his cousin snore on the couch.
When a knock sounded on the wind-swept, rain-drenched door, it was not a giant fist (or a half-giant's fist). It was a short sharp rap that sounded once, twice, three times before Minerva McGonagall simply charmed the lock open and stepped inside.
"Apologies," Minerva said crisply, as Vernon raced out brandishing his rifle and Petunia pulled Dudley up off the couch and behind her. "I wasn't sure you could hear me over the weather.” The rain fell down behind the professor in a roar. She was perfectly dry.
Minerva fished in her pocket without looking, because the only things allowed in her pockets were only ever exactly what she needed. “I've come to deliver this," she said, pulling out a letter and handing it to Harry, who was cross-legged on the floor, "because our owl post seems to have been unable to get through.”
“And I've come to deliver this," she added, pulling out a second letter, "because Hogwarts by-laws require a professor to hand-deliver acceptance letters to Muggleborn families for their explanation and comfort."
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- Part 16 of boy with a scar
- Language:
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08 Apr 2025