toastyarchaicbread
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- House M.D. (1)
- South Park (1)
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no, there is no other one; i can't have any other one by EPICGUYSOCOOL5, toastyarchaicbread
Fandoms: South Park
14 Jun 2026
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Kyle is a normal high schooler. Except that he still plays superheroes with his friends. At least he's helping people, right? But when more and more chaos begins to occur, the Human Kite has to work together with The Raccoon to help the people of South Park.
And in school, somehow Kyle gets partnered with Cartman for a project, which is like the worst thing to happen to Kyle. But… maybe it won't be so bad?
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House notices something off with Wilson and realizes.... something of his doing his growing in Wilson.
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Room Service by vampiregirlllll
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
20 Apr 2026
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Reader insert meets Joseph at an event at her University. Originally unimpressed by the old man, the reader soon finds herself intrigued by him. He sneaks her the info for his hotel room...and she has a big choice to make.
Spoiler: Joseph gets devious with his robotic hand nyehehBookmarked by toastyarchaicbread
22 Jul 2026
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Kyle wants his breathtaking seven minutes in heaven with Cartman to be just that: a thrilling few minutes in a closet that he can put behind him before college starts... at least that's what he thinks he wants. Cartman, meanwhile, wants to stretch seven minutes into a whole summer. But can they keep going back for more without feelings getting in the way?
Or, four times Kyman hooked up, and it meant nothing, and the one time it did.
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21 Jul 2026
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Kyle and Cartman have been secretly dating for two weeks.
They’re still playing superheroes, pretending nothing’s changed, and trying very hard not to get caught.
Stan and Kenny are definitely starting to notice.
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21 Jul 2026
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When, at the last minute, Kyle decides not to come home for Christmas, Eric is devastated. But he's not going to let it get him down and ruin the holidays. He makes three promises to himself:
Don't message him
Don't look at his Instagram
Just Go Home
The question is, can he keep the promises he's made?
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19 Jul 2026
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A miscommunication between them as teenagers turns out to be catastrophic for Eric and Kyle, reverberating through the years and affecting them even when they have (seemingly) moved on.
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19 Jul 2026