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Epic Prank by toothpickonsalt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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A-Xian: ok hear me out
A-Xian: I'm sending the most recent contacts on my messages a lyric from their respective number on my workout playlist
A-Xian: i have written what I think their reaction is going to be and as many as I get wrong I will stop listening to Spotify for those many days
A-Xian: and if anybody recognises what I am doing i will block that artist on Spotify
A-Xian: isn't that brilliant
A-Xian: Jiejie?
Shijie: Ah sorry A-Xian. I was so taken aback by the brilliance in your plan I had to take a walk around my house.
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Wei Wuxian thinks of an Epic Prank. With vast consequences and an awed audience.
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Dean and Sam fell in love with The Veil of Heroes book series when they discovered the first book abandoned at a bus stop during their freshman year of high school. They quickly binged the second book and eagerly awaited the release of the third.
After four long years of waiting and experiencing life's ups and downs, they finally got their hands on the last and final book.
Sadly, the ending was not what they had hoped for, and Dean was devastated. Sam watched helplessly as his brother struggled to come to terms with the disappointing conclusion.
But then, something miraculous happened. A bright light transports them to The Veil of Heroes, changing their lives forever.
Series
- Part 25 of Fluff one shots
Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
14 Jun 2026
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Superheroes weren’t always invulnerable. After a bad breakup, Dean had to deal with an ex that wouldn’t give up and a little brother that wouldn’t mind his own business.
Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
14 Jun 2026
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Gotham is Burning. by bluemoonharvest
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022), Batman - All Media Types, Superman (Movie 2025), Superman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
20 Aug 2025
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"Were you aware that LuthorCorp was using Wayne technology in their illegal weapons programs?"
For the first time, Bruce looked genuinely surprised. "Those contracts were terminated."
"When? Before or after Luthor's crimes became public?"
Bruce was quiet for a long moment, his fingers drumming against the arm of his chair. "I'd have to check with our legal department about the specific timeline."
"So you don't know?"
Bruce was silent.
Gotham's drowning, Batman's bleeding, and a nosy reporter won't stop asking why.
Three years after the flood, a rot festers, born from the stragglers of Riddler's movement.
The Sons of Gotham, neo-Nazis with mysteriously deep pockets, rise from the grime. Bruce bleeds for a city that keeps sinking.
Enter Clark Kent: infuriatingly earnest, maddeningly handsome, and asking questions Bruce can't answer.
When threats grow too big for one city, Batman reluctantly teams up with Superman. Saving Gotham wasn't hard.
Letting someone help? Letting someone in? Easier said than done.
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- English
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- 113,426
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- 36/36
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Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
14 Jun 2026
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Bruce Fucking with the JLA by littlegh0st
Fandoms: DCU, Justice League - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
02 Aug 2022
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Bruce finds endless amusement in using his public Brucie Wayne persona to mess with JLA.
Or, Bruce and Clark's developing relationship as seen through snapshots of Bruce being a little shit.
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Bookmarked by toothpickonsalt
13 Jun 2026
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Batman reveals his identity to the League and Wally West remembers his previous run-ins with Bruce Wayne in terrifying slow-motion.