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    “Mm, not stuff his pockets with the drug everyone thinks makes you gay right before a press conference? Maybe!” Ilya’s voice chimed happily from the phone.

    “You wanna tell us why you’re so acquainted with Rush that you can identify it in 780p, Ilya?” Kip asked.

    “…I have so much leather to deodorize, Kip Grady. So many sports cars, you know.”

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    Kip can't believe no one else can tell how outrageously gay Ilya Rozanov is, but he's not complaining, he's happy to have someone else to talk to at all the hockey functions.

    Or: Perfect gaydar haver Ilya Rozanov finally gets a taste of his own medicine. A series of looks into Kip and Ilya's friendship, starting after the cottage.

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    12 May 2026

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    “Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”

    “Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”

    Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.

     

    In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.

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    12 May 2026

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    When the War for the Dawn is lost, Jon Snow and Sansa Stark are given a chance to fix things by traveling back to when Targaryen power began to wane - the Dance of Dragons. While trying to remember their history, they find themselves embroiled in the battles of a court and wars of a Westeros that isn't all that different from their own.

    Will their combined strength be enough to set Westeros on a different, and better, path?

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Harry hits Light Yagami with his car. (Based on a joke post, taken extremely seriously.)

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    10 Feb 2026

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    One foolish man upset the entire balance of power in the Imperial Court within a single afternoon. In the aftermath, Jinshi and Maomao must choose their paths forward, even if those paths must separate.

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    12 Jan 2026