torpidTelegnosis
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Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.
Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.
As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?
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When Jake receives a handful of messages from Dirk at an odd time, he doesn't think much of it. But when the conversation ends abruptly and is followed by complete radio silence from both Dirk and the Auto Responder for days on end, he begins to worry.
He later discovers that his worry was well-founded.
(Man could this description be cheesier. Whatever.)
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In the brief moment between Dave solidifying his expression and your heroic death, you can’t help but wonder if this isn’t some sort of karmic revenge.
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It's not until the fight is over that you see him.
I saw a really sad picture of Dave carrying Karkat's body and I wrote this short little thing and it's 4 am and I'm posting it for some reason.
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The three of you are lined up very neatly, you suddenly notice. One clean slice and it’s over.
One clean slice.
You harden your face and stare at Dave. You see the moment of confusion, the moment of understanding, the moment of horror, and finally the moment he resigns himself to the task and lifts his sword.
He flies towards you, and you fleetingly have a thought you’ve never had before.
Please let the katana break.
Can be read independently from Unite. Contains spoilers if you're not caught up.
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- Part 2 of Head or Heart
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Shane doesn’t realise it’s a thing until J.J. sends lmao did you guys see this shit?? into the Metro’s group chat with a link to an article.
It is SO on between Hollywood and Hockey atm, Celebrity Insider says. Gia de Soto, lauded editorial icon, revealed a potential love match with this buzzer beater post on Instagram last week—
Shane’s stomach finds his shoes. Or maybe it’s been there since he read the hyperlink, and he's just now realising. His hands are sweating. He’s being stupid. He hasn’t been thinking about Rozanov.
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- Part 2 of love & hunger
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Shane was there when Ilya got the call, his arm heavy across Ilya's stomach, like even in sleep he could tell something was trying to take Ilya away from him.
When Boston realize Ilya wants out, they send him to the highest bidder. The highest bidder is LA.
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- Part 9 of perfect from now on
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breaking your ground by twnkwlf
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
17 Apr 2026
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They have to get out of this fucking bed.
Bookmarked by torpidTelegnosis
15 Jun 2026
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thread on your shirt (coming undone) by probablylily for totheverge
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
15 Jun 2026
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"I— What?"
"It's my pussy, Hollander," Rozanov says, drawing out Shane's name. He leans back onto the pillows, keeps his legs open shamelessly. Shane can't tear his eyes away.
Because it is a pussy. Sitting pink between Rozanov's legs like it's been there the whole time. Like he's never had anything else.
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Shane wants Ilya to fuck him. There's only one problem: it's Ilya's birthday.
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many happy returns by probablylily for snailshane
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 May 2026
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"I have a pussy on my birthday."
Ilya pauses. A thousand possible responses come to mind, ranging from 'That's impossible' to 'You're fucking with me' to 'What kind of roleplay even is this?' Instead, what comes out is, "It's not your birthday yet."
"Well, no." Shane flushes. "It's, like, the whole week around my birthday."
Ilya raises his eyebrows. "You're telling me you get a pussy during your birthday week? Like some kind of present?"
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Every year, around his birthday, Shane has a pussy.
Bookmarked by torpidTelegnosis
15 Jun 2026
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omfg I didn't have this bookmarked what's WRONG