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I hope you're doing well, she writes, in letter after letter, hiding behind ink and parchment during her 8th year at Hogwarts.
She has it all together. She doesn't need anyone to help. Sure, she's not sleeping, her hands shake, and she doesn't remember what it's like to have someone to rely on, but it's fine. Hermione is totally, completely, fine. She's doing well. Right?
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Head Girl Hermione Granger's repeat year told in letters and fights with Draco Malfoy.
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Hoggywarts Primary School is rife with holiday cheer and Yuletide events. From Christmas plays, to cookie walks, to carolling, there's full evenings for wizarding parents around London and their children. Draco is a tired and lonely widower, dressing Scorpius in his elf ears and trying to get him to eat his peas.
When he finds out his son's best friend is none other than the daughter of the now divorced Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, Draco discovers that maybe Christmas has something for him after all.
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"On Monday, Dad was bugging Aunty Mione, saying she’d have to dust out cobwebs soon.”
Scorpius tilted his head. “What does that mean?”
“I think it’s because Aunty Mione is scared of spiders,” Albus answered. “Not as bad as Uncle Ron, but whenever she sees one, she always lets out a funny squeak. And Mum was saying that Aunty Mione’s hair is resembling a cat lady’s, and that if she wasn’t careful, there’d be nothing but cat fur and cobwebs left.”
Scorpius nodded. “Can something be done about that?” The boy asked seriously.
“Dad said he’s recommending another one of the Aurors to help her out.” Albus scratched out something on the parchment. “He’s apparently a big, muscled guy. Dad said he would take good care of Aunty Mione.”
A thunk interrupted the conversation.
Draco rubbed at his knee, where it had slammed against the bottom of the dining table, and avoided the stares of the two young boys.
Apparently a big, muscled guy, who would take good care of Aunty Mione.
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Or why you should never leave 13 year olds alone with your Quill that dictates your every word.
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Fred hummed inquisitively, still toying with her senses like a cat batting at a feather. “There is one part of this that I haven’t been able to suss out, though.”
“And what’s that, brother mine?”
“What exactly her plan was if we were both here when she showed up.”
Hermione froze and met George’s eyes as he comprehended what his twin had just indirectly told him; that she hadn’t gone there specifically for Fred. Her cheeks heated and it felt like her whole body flushed, but she didn’t deny it. She’d told herself before she left her flat that she wouldn’t lie to them, and saying that she didn’t want them both would be just that: a lie.
“Is that true, Hermione?” George asked as he rounded the chair and sauntered to stand in front of her. He reached out and placed a knuckle beneath her chin, forcing her to look up and meet his gaze again. “Did you come here planning to fuck us both?”
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This story is holiday-themed in the way that La Croix is fruit-flavored.
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Later, Hermione had to admit she really liked the way Malfoy’s biceps flexed as he held Rose on one hip and dried dishes with his other hand.
She bit her lip when he flicked his wand and all the dishes were sent neatly into the cupboard.
So he could multitask. That didn’t make him Merlin.
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When Hermione's deadbeat husband tells her the least she can do is hire a hot nanny, she does exactly that.
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