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    The first time, it was alright; understandable. Yoongi had heard worse and less appealing sex noises previously and that’s okay, everyone gets some. The next three times within a week had Yoongi getting mildly annoyed. The fifth, sixth and seventh times were in rapid, quick succession - literally within nine to ten hours of each other - which is when he thought it was getting really fucking ridiculous. The eighth time was right in the middle of his standing biweekly dinners with Namjoon and Hoseok.

    Right in the middle of some incredibly wanton moaning which wouldn't be out of place in a porno, Namjoon turned to him, just the slightest bit disturbed, "That's new."

    "Mrs Song moved," Yoongi related miserably, "She went back to Daegu to live with her daughter."

    "And this guy," Hoseok indicated with his thumb in the general direction of Yoongi's bedroom and, almost on cue, there's a loud ah, there, Jin-ah, "Moved in?"

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    In which Yoongi's apartment shares a wall with his neighbour and he is really fucking tired of the hoeism and constant vocal appreciation for this dude's dick.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Hoseok hates Kim Namjoon, but that doesn't make him any less desperate for a sociology tutor.

    Namjoon does not hate Jung Hoseok, but it's unhealthy how much he enjoys being on the other end of his glare.

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    Hoseok struggles to hold a grudge, comes to terms with his sexuality, and falls a little bit in love.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    There is one truth Seokjin trusts with absolute certitude: Safety is the only luxury of life.

    In a world marred by uncertainty and chaos, ever since he came out of the Games victorious thirteen years ago, this has been his sole, relentless pursuit.

    Everything he’s done has been with that purpose; everything he’s earned has been for that sweet delusion.

    That doesn’t stop his brother’s name from being called at the reaping.

    But Seokjin already knew better than most—no one ever wins the Games.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    There’s an art to building a joke, a clinical method only practice and years of training can turn into mastery.
    First comes the setup. You set the mood for the audience, lure them into thinking this is a perfectly normal character, a perfectly mundane situation. That way, they can picture a clear image in their head, relate to the scene.
    Then, you have the punchline.
    The setup of this story is this: Man writes a routine out of anger against an injustice and goes viral.
    The punchline? Yoongi hasn’t figured that part out yet.

    (Or Comedian Min Yoongi goes viral after an acerbic routine on nation’s son-in-law Kim Seokjin’s public outing.)

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “I’m the future king and I’m gay. I can’t afford dating or romance,” Seokjin says, calm and far more collected than the situation should call for. “I can afford convenience, though, and someone for whom a purely physical arrangement is mutually beneficial. What I have with Yoongi is good. Convenient.”
    “Can’t you just say ‘fuck buddy’ like the rest of us?” Taehyung groans, somehow both frustrated and still deeply amused. At Seokjin’s pointed glare, he grins, wide and saccharine, and adds, “Your Royal Highness,” with a derisive bow.

    or Prince Seokjin lives in a world of lies and gold; things start to change when on a stormy night he meets Min Yoongi, who makes him reevaluate the truth's worth.

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    17 Jun 2026