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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Yet this, in addition to the fact that his very kind request to 'pretty please get rid of this body, Aldo' and the kind plea for him to 'stop making that face' were met with frigid, almost reluctant movements, only fueled his already insufferable headache.

    Who could blame him? After all, Generals weren’t usually as quiet as mice, twitching and staring wide-eyed at the porcelain of a balcony like scared prey.
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    In which Foolish shoots Aldo in the foot (literally)

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    07 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 14

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    Aldo is still not buying Multi's explanation about his "platonic family", so he pushes just a bit more, just wants a bit more lf whatever he can get, anything.

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    11 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    After finding Spyder in heaven, Schpood makes a half-hearted attempt to patch things up between them. Spyder responds mostly by killing Schpood, over and over again, in increasingly creative ways. Pain doesn't exist in the afterlife. Schpood learns this firsthand, the exact moment Spyder buries the sharp end of an axe in his skull.

    (Alternate Title: Five Times Spyder Killed Schpood & The One Time He Didn't)

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    20 May 2026

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    Spyder survives the Commonwealth's trap, and spends the Battle of Infernus in recovery. In the aftermath of the war, he begins to puzzle out the difference between loyalty and devotion. Emperor Schpood is, despite all evidence to the contrary, not actually an idiot.

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    20 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    day 5: "oh, i'd do so many things for you"

    “I thought,” Red begins, still ever casual, yet breaking his own self-imposed silence. A small victory for Ash. “That you, of all people, would pounce on the offer I made.” A short pause. He must be tilting his head, as he usually does. “Did you get hit in the head?”

    Ash, for a moment, conciders telling him to fuck off. Then he considers punching Red square in the nose, hopefully breaking those stupid shades in the same moment.

    He settles, instead, on a different option. Standing and, in the same motion, drawing his sword to whirl to point at Red, he orders, “Get the fuck out of my house.”

    Red, sword point digging into his back, laughs the whole way out.

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    14 May 2026