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I Like Bananas (Because They Have No Bones) by PaintedPlum, unoriginalStarwalker
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
05 Apr 2026
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“Yes, that’s your name! You’re PIXIE TENNA!”
Pixie stopped wriggling when she heard her name in full. “Oh, I don’t like how that sounds.”
“What? Pixie Tenna? Tenna’s your surname—your last name, ‘cuz you’re my daughter.”
“Can I have a new one?”
*Record scratch!*
*(I walk to the front of the screen)*
Hi, my name is Pixie Tenna, and you're reading my fanfiction. You will read it, or else I'll send my hitmen onto you. All of you. You see, unlike my deplorable sister Pixie D. Tube, I am willing to kill when things don't go my way. Come, and enjoy my deep Pixie Tenna Lore.
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Spamton calls in sick one day, and Tenna thinks way too much about him sneezing.
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This is an indirect sequel to MY BENEFACTOR SOLD ME TO TV TIME TO PAY FOR [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]! It was diegetically written by the very same Battat who wrote that story.Series
- Part 2 of Battat & Gaster's In-Universe Crackfics
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MY BENEFACTOR SOLD ME TO TV TIME TO PAY FOR [[HYPERLINK BLOCKED]]??!?? by unoriginalStarwalker
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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The infamous "I was sold to One Direction to pay for my mom's drug money" Wattpad-type fic, but with Spamtenna.
This was written over Discord voice chat IRL but diegetically it was written by Battat/Small Mike and Gaster.
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- Part 1 of Battat & Gaster's In-Universe Crackfics
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I Know I'm Just Stalling the Inevitable by unoriginalStarwalker
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
01 Oct 2025
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Spamton and Tenna share drinks at the bar after a long day at work. Unfortunately for them, they are both insecure pining losers.
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While the Fun Gang is off doing puzzles in Cyber City, Queen abandons Berdly for being too annoying, and a certain salesman capitalizes on that opportunity.
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Was this just an excuse to write Spamton and Berdly interacting? Yes. Yes it was.
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White Picket Fences and its Sister Stories by PaintedPlum, unoriginalStarwalker
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game)
10 May 2026
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A series of fanfictions surrounding my Deltarune OCs, Pixie D. Tube and Bloodrayne ‘Boop’ Hardback, my Spamtenna fanchild and How to Draw Dragons interpretation respectively.
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Battat & Gaster's In-Universe Crackfics by unoriginalStarwalker
Fandom Deltarune (Video Game)
12 Nov 2025
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Alastor’s powers were not the only thing he lost control of when his staff got broken by Adam. With Alastor’s return to the newly rebuilt hotel his unruly shadow is making his life increasingly difficult, and worse, completely ruining his reputation. The thing had no sense of self respect, happily cuddling up to Alastor’s most hated enemies just to annoy him, knowing Alastor could feel every touch through their connection. And to make matters worse the shadow, still plagued with nostalgic feelings for Alastor’s once friend now enemy, has taken it upon itself to play match maker. If Rosie didn’t fix his staff for him soon, Alastor was surely going to lose it.
A little what if scenario set during Season 2.
Done for Eggplosion 2025, amazing art from Akumalichan included inside ☺️
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Bookmarked by unoriginalStarwalker
09 Jan 2026
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Tenna doesn’t take Spamton’s cancellation of his next show appearance well. Spamton decides he needs to learn that despite his stubbornness, the show cannot, in fact, always go on.
**THIS IS A KINK FIC, PLEASE HEED THE TAGS**
Bookmarked by unoriginalStarwalker
11 Nov 2025
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The king of spades has a new entertainer: Mr 'Ant' Tenna. Entertaining only darkners is a new and terrifying proposition, though, so Tenna immediately clings to the first man to show him approval in this new and foreign dark world. I have a Tumblr btw! find my ass @a-dude-named-mom
Bookmarked by unoriginalStarwalker
06 Nov 2025
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After having his entire world and career literally ripped away from him, Tenna is now spending his time in Castle Town as King's new jester. But what type of comedy does King like? And what if Tenna enjoys entertaining the King a bit too much?
Bookmarked by unoriginalStarwalker
06 Nov 2025
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[###########’s TV Time Is] EVIL [And Here’s Why] by dankovskyapologist
Fandoms: Deltarune (Video Game)
22 Oct 2025
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Spamton's desperate callout post detailing the many crimes of Mr. Ant Tenna.