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Smells Like Middle-Aged Spirit by JustAnotherWanderingOne
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
13 Jul 2025
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“Congratulations, you just finished puberty.”
Clark blinked. Then he blinked again. “What?”
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Being forced to reexamine every aspect of his life because the unholy brainchild of Lex Luthor and Poison Ivy unlocked an entirely new section of his biology was not on Clark’s bucket list. Which was good, because Clark wasn’t going to do that. It wasn’t that big of a deal, really! He was fine, everything was fine, and things would go back to normal sooner or later. Honestly, things would already be pretty normal if it wasn’t for Clark’s newfound desire to maul his best friend.Bruce, meanwhile, has a bite on his neck, an unrequited crush, and hundreds of pages of Kryptonian documents that needed translating. Oh, and eight kids who are maybe a little too good at meddling.
Everyone else is just along for the ride.Featuring: Copious blankets, platonic intimacy, the Justice League being surprisingly functional, sex pollen (now with 200% less sex!), Kansas typical repression, pillow forts, rebar, romantic intimacy, Batfam typical shenanigans, untranslatable words (coming to a dead alien language near you!), and the fictional concept of Omegaverse, which is also here for some reason.
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09 Aug 2025
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Not That Kind of Sex Pollen by JustAnotherWanderingOne
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
29 Aug 2025
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Clark looked at Bruce, Bruce looked at Clark. Both of them looked back down at the thing. They looked back at each other in perfect sync.
“Bruce,” Clark said. “Please tell me that isn’t what I think it is."
“Okay,” Bruce said. “It’s not what you think it is.” He paused. “Can I tell you what I think it is?”
Clark stared at him helplessly. “Can I stop you?"
Bruce snorted. “No. Also, I’m pretty sure we found your anatomical hot dog."
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Bruce didn’t think it was unreasonable to have sex with his husband, especially if it gave him a chance to study Clark's reproductive organs. Clark, whose midlife crisis was finishing puberty and is barely two steps above being a virgin, is barely coping with the fact he thinks people are hot. No one has resolved their issues enough for this. Somehow, they figure things out anyway.Also, since when are plants so complicated?
Featuring: Communication so healthy it’s suspicious, alien anatomy, weirdos (husbands edition), sexual confusion, confusing sexualities, unconditional love, debatably appropriate use of superpowers, self loathing (two limited time flavors!), allusions to grilled food, cuddles, emotional intimacy, and pollen as a sexual byproduct.
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09 Aug 2025
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Snape rolled his eyes. "You're not scared of blood, Potter. For one, you're a Gryffindor. For another, you seem to face down the Dark Lord with alarming regularity. If you were afraid of blood, you wouldn't have made it past your first year in this castle."
"What do you want me to say?" Harry shouted, suddenly filled with the same irrational anger that'd been so hard to shake since Cedric's death. He jumped to his feet, unable to sit any longer. "What would you have me do? I couldn't make myself break skin, okay? Is that so hard to believe?"
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Or: a potion requires blood as an ingredient. Harry's afraid of a relapse. Snape just wants to know why Harry Vanished a perfectly decent brew. They come to an understanding.
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07 Jul 2025
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Theory and Practice by metisket
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
18 Dec 2012
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Sequel to In Defiance of Reason and Justifying the Means.
Ed took a trip out East for automail maintenance, and came back with a Xingian prince and a suicidal plan involving lots of explosions. Maes was coming to expect this sort of behavior from Ed.
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- Part 3 of demon alchemist
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- 23,881
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- 1/1
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06 Jul 2025
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Justifying the Means by metisket
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
15 Dec 2012
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In which Ed becomes Central's local vigilante, thereby becoming Maes's problem. Roy finds something poetic in this.
He looked nervous, and nerves were never something you wanted to see in a person who might fly off the handle and kill everyone in sight, Maes reflected.
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- Part 2 of demon alchemist
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06 Jul 2025
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In Defiance of Reason by metisket
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
13 Dec 2012
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“Yeah, yeah, I know. You’re doin’ your best. It’s just your best isn’t quite good enough, Colonel. So while you’re doing whatever the hell it is you do, I’ll be here cleaning up after you.”
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- Part 1 of demon alchemist
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06 Jul 2025
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Rest for the Wicked by metisket
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
04 Dec 2012
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FMA best case scenario. But the Elrics, even at peace and completely happy in themselves, are still kind of alarming to bystanders.
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06 Jul 2025
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Here’s the thing about Tony Stark: not a lot of people realize they’ve run into him once — usually at least twice — on the streets of New York City.
What were they thinking when they let the richest man alive walk past them without a second glance?
Normally, they don’t. They literally walk past him and wouldn’t be able to remember him even if you offered them an unreasonable amount of money to describe him.
But sometimes, he’s with Steve and here’s what they’re thinking the moment they see the two together:
Why is Captain America talking to that homeless guy?
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01 Jul 2025
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he's a killer queen, sunflower, guillotine by hoye
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2022
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He has to be the weirdest Hufflepuff Harry’s ever seen.
Scratch that, he’s the weirdest Hufflepuff Hogwarts has ever seen.(One thing everyone could agree on: NEVER call Edward Elric short.)
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- 28/?
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01 Jul 2025
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It starts with an offhand comment. Something he barely catches.
“See you next week, Phantom.”
It drags Danny to a halt. He hovers over the school, locking eyes with his teacher, Mr. Lancer. There's a small, knowing smile on his face that has dread pooling in his core.
He opens his mouth to reply— shuts it. With a shake of his head, Phantom darts off for the open air. Just one quick lap before returning to school.
It does little to clear his head.
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19 Jun 2025
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Left alone during Amity Park's Pride festival, Danny decides to go as Phantom.
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19 Jun 2025
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Liminal Space by Calamityjim
Fandoms: Young Justice (Cartoon), Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
09 Jul 2019
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Bruce's habit of collecting strays is not limited by dimension.
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When Young Justice Batman comes across an angsty, seemingly abandoned by his Batman Tim Drake, he decides to step up to the plate and parent the crap out of him.
podfic available: https://archiveofourown.org/works/43438116
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- Part 1 of Liminal Spaces
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- 77,156
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- 17/17
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19 Apr 2025
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Ozymandias, King of Kings by Think_of_a_Wonderful_Thought
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
31 Mar 2024
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After that fateful Agni Kai, Ozai makes a different call. Branded as a traitor and banished to a prison camp, Zuko learns how cruel the Fire Nation can be to its citizens. Three years, a water tribe raid, and an unexpected meeting with a gang of over-enthusiastic idealistic children puts Zuko back in the spotlight. The revolution is coming and it wants another poster boy, but Zuko is not willing to lend his face to the cause.
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- 21/?
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14 Apr 2025
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Rising Sun by Charbonne
Fandoms: Big Hero 6 (2014), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Jun 2019
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Shiro has been living with the Avengers since his rescue from Hydra two years ago. However, a young teen genius visits during one of MIT's annual expos and shakes up his world. Now Shiro must contend with the fact that Hiro claims he's his brother on top of his duties as an Avenger, a college student, and Hydra's latest attempt to take him back. Maybe he should have rethought the idea of being a superhero.
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14 Apr 2025
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There was something…different about Hiro. Something Honey Lemon couldn’t quite put her finger on.
It wasn’t something that was staring her in the face, either; after spending the last ten minutes observing her younger friend curled over a pretty hefty stack of papers, his tongue poking out of the corner of his mouth, eyebrows furrowed as he scribbled across the page, she was certain that it was nothing obvious.
But it was definitely something.
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14 Apr 2025
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He is too late. Twenty-seven seconds too late.
In another world, twenty-seven seconds means the difference between life and death.
Or: Yet another Tadashi Lives AU. So original, right?
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14 Apr 2025
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An ill-timed joke turns into something more and suddenly there are dozens of stories - disappearing boys, random dogs, and self-correcting homework - the one thing people know for sure it's that strange things happen at Tadashi Hamada Hall.
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14 Apr 2025
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they say we are what we are by TheLovelyOrchid
Fandoms: Big Hero 6 (2014), Big Hero 6: The Series (Cartoon)
01 Jan 2020
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Hiro Hamada is your average twelve-year-old boy. His room (and hair) is a mess, he annoys his older brother to the point of exasperation, and he loves robots.
… But he’s also a child genius. And attending high school. And also no one really knows about the boy part yet, but hey, he’s working on that.
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- Part 1 of they say we are what we are
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14 Apr 2025
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Big Queero 6 by TheLovelyOrchid
Fandoms: Big Hero 6 (2014), Big Hero 6: The Series (Cartoon)
04 Jan 2020
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San Fransokyo’s favorite heroes appear at pride and the internet loses its shit.
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- Part 2 of they say we are what we are
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14 Apr 2025
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Boredom, Ghosts, Oracles, and Monsters by orphan_account
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Young Justice (Cartoon), Gravity Falls, Danny Phantom, Big Hero 6 (2014)
10 Oct 2015
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Five bored teens meet at a party, and it all pretty much goes downhill from there.
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14 Apr 2025