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you don't have to tell me (i can still believe) by tobegthequestion
Fandoms: Dare Me (TV 2019), Dare Me - Megan Abbott
17 Apr 2020
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"You told me you loved me. Are you going to tell me that was a lie?"
or Beth Cassidy, as she relates to Addy Hanlon, a second time.
rated M for smut, language, underage drinking and drug use, mentions of rape
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17 Oct 2023
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“Hello,” Lena says, followed closely by, “Who the hell are you?” She swears to God this better not be another assassination attempt, that would really screw up her day.
The blonde smiles like an alley cat who has just found a new spot to piss in and says, “I’m Kara Zor-El. I’m your soulmate.”
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At age forty-two, freshly-divorced Lena Luthor long ago gave up on ever finding her soulmate. Even if she did find them, there is no possibility they would be a twenty-three year old bartender who breaks into her office in the middle of the night.
Right?
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08 May 2023
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Recently, Ava had been watching Youtube videos on mindfulness in an effort to try to increase the percentage of her thoughts she was able to keep just in her head. That training was about to fail her spectacularly. “One of the nuns is kind of cute.”
Mary’s fingers paused mid stitch. Ava’s fork paused halfway to her mouth as her brain caught up with what she’d just said.
“Ava, what the fu—”
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Or,
Ava has to spend several weeks in a church archive. The person running the archive is a nun, and also hot. She is totally normal and respectful about this.
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07 May 2023
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On a long list of terrible ideas, Imogen reflected, this particular choice on her part really took the top spot.
Her therapy session that week had gone well. Really well, actually. So well that when her therapist had suggested Imogen "take a small step out of her comfort zone", Imogen had seized her rare confidence and decided she’d visit a coffee shop.
A loud coffee shop. Open to the public.
One with other people in it, to be clear.
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- Part 1 of Laudna vs Twitch TOS
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03 May 2023
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Alicent thinks she’s met a struggling single mom out of a job. Rhaenyra thinks she’s met somebody to have some casual fun with while she worries about taking over her father’s company.
They’re both wrong, kind of.
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or the single mom au nobody asked for, except me.
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28 Apr 2023